fatassery 

(adv.) when a severly fat person orders an assload of food but finishes the order off with "and a large DIET coke"

i'm tired of al's fatassery! he always says, "i'll have 2 big macs, supersize fries, apple pie & a large DIET coke, please."

fatassery by junewho October 18, 2006

Fatassery 

1) The act of eating like a fat ass.

2) Eating things only a pregnant woman would crave, while not pregnant.

3) The feeling you get after eating until you feel sick.

I'm going to go indulge my fatassery and eat some pickles and ice cream. Or maybe bacon and syrup.

Fatassery by usababe08 January 27, 2012

Fatassery 

The act of eating when you are not hungry.

Logan Kendrick said he was not hungry but came back with a patty melt and fries anyway. Also a large diet coke. His fatassery got the better of him.

Fatassery by Eighteen22s May 1, 2023

fatassify 

1. To eat excessively over time to a point where one becomes overweight or obese; process in which one becomes a fatass.

2. To eat an excessive amount of unhealthy food at one given time.

1. "I totally fatassified myself by having donuts for each meal for the last 4 years."

2. "Dude, you're fatassifying yourself by eating all those pancake batter and maple syrup dipped sticks of butter."

fatassify by ubererror7 April 30, 2009

fatassed 

When something gives way or breaks due to a sudden increase in weight that was put upon it.

Wow! She really fatassed that beach chair! We had to throw it away!

fatassed by sporto April 8, 2006

Fatassed 

verb, past tense
(fat-ass-ed)

to waste time, to do nothing for a long period of time. the act of being a fatass.

Ryan: Wow I haven't done anything today.
Hannah: Same, I just sat at home and fatassed.

Fatassed by Hannah412 February 6, 2009

Fatasstrophe 

A catastrophic event caused by a fat person. Often happens at fast-food places, hospitals or at you mothers house.

Liam: "Damn there was a fire at Mc. Donalds yesterday and no one could get out of there."
Nik: "Why?"
Liam: "No one was slim enough to get out of the doorway."
Nik: "Wow, that was a real fatasstrophe."

Fatasstrophe by sNilli May 28, 2013