fatassdon 

usually a very unloving person who is very fat, often named "big don" or "tubalard" or "twinky" like talahassy :D often man of the house.

DAMN LOOK AT DON! HE'S A FATASSDON BRO.

fatassdon by FAGGOT$4LYFE. December 14, 2010

Fassdong 

The penis of actor Michael Fassbender, often seen protruding from his jeans (or as seen in X-Men: First Class, sweatpants).

Hey, Michael Fassbender! Is that a snake in your pants or is the Fassdong just happy to see me? Oh yeah.

Fassdong by Skystalker11 July 1, 2011

Fatassing 

To Procrastinate or eat excessivly

Stop fatassing and get back to work!

Fatassing by Lord Djem So January 13, 2008

Fatassing It Up

Term used to define eating a large quantity of food during one meal or at a fast food joint/restaurant/buffet. It may even be used for when you're at home! Originally excavated by the Straight Up Squad.

Kevin and Luis are Fatassing It Up at Jerry's by eating two large pizzas.

Fatassing It Up by Young Killa Koala July 28, 2011

fatassjoshfart23milkassfour 

How to use the bathroom when your balls be itchin like a fatfartmilkfart23

I found a roach in my bathroom one day and I been like "hu hu, that's a funny rat" and then I shitted myself and it been like a fatassjoshfart23milkassfour

fatassjoshfart23milkassfour by BallFartAssDick December 5, 2018

Sneakeus Fatassious 

A fat bastard that drives a white Chevy Colorado.

That Sneakeus Fatassious wrote me a parking ticket.

Sneakeus Fatassious by PB Project Room April 30, 2013

Fatassing 

Verb. To procrastinate or find unimportant activities with the purpose to simply annoy people for your own pleasure. Such activities include; aimlessly wondering around in someone's office, blablabla-ing with friends online while munching on food for the purpose of munching or otherwise focusing on being an nuisance.

Q: Honey why are you walking around in my office with a piece of KFC stuck in your mouth while blablabla-ing with your friends?

A: Oh I'm just fatassing around

Q: Well don't it's annoying.

A: I know. That's why I'm a fat-ass.

Fatassing by UncleTomTheGreat August 3, 2017