fatassed

When something gives way or breaks due to a sudden increase in weight that was put upon it.

Wow! She really fatassed that beach chair! We had to throw it away!

by sporto April 8, 2006

Fatassed

verb, past tense
(fat-ass-ed)

to waste time, to do nothing for a long period of time. the act of being a fatass.

Ryan: Wow I haven't done anything today.
Hannah: Same, I just sat at home and fatassed.

by Hannah412 February 6, 2009

fatassery

(adv.) when a severly fat person orders an assload of food but finishes the order off with "and a large DIET coke"

i'm tired of al's fatassery! he always says, "i'll have 2 big macs, supersize fries, apple pie & a large DIET coke, please."

by junewho October 18, 2006

fatassdon

usually a very unloving person who is very fat, often named "big don" or "tubalard" or "twinky" like talahassy :D often man of the house.

DAMN LOOK AT DON! HE'S A FATASSDON BRO.

by FAGGOT$4LYFE. December 14, 2010

Flatassed

When a girl has no ass.
My sister.

Damn Pablo, have you noticed that my sister is flatassed!

by meitesties June 5, 2013

Fatassery

1) The act of eating like a fat ass.

2) Eating things only a pregnant woman would crave, while not pregnant.

3) The feeling you get after eating until you feel sick.

I'm going to go indulge my fatassery and eat some pickles and ice cream. Or maybe bacon and syrup.

by usababe08 January 27, 2012

fatassedness

Fatty ass, being fat

thank god for staterbrother's contributing to my fatassedness.

by Judy December 3, 2004