Flatapus

A flatened cat, eg. road kill.

Dude 1: 'Dude! You just hit a cat!'
Dude 2: 'Damn! Now I'm gunna have to wash my car because of that flatapus!'

Flatapus by xXxXLupicideXxXx December 2, 2011

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Flatapus

A Flatapus is a play on the word Platypus. A Flatapus is the opposite of a FUPA.

Girl #1 - OMG Your pants are so tight you can see your FUPA!

Girl #2 - Shut up! You're just jealous because you have a Flatapus!

Flatapus by Princesspitstop July 17, 2024

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Related Words

Flatapus • flatagus • flatapue • Flatupus • duckbilled fratapus

Flatupus

A Woman/girl with a extremely to completely flat chest.

Man Katie Holms is such a flatupus..

Flatupus by omgwtfwhoamI? January 10, 2009

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flatapue

a amazing guy top kek

thor isnt a flatapue but nathan isnt a flatapue

flatapue by flatapue January 17, 2019

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flatagus

duckbilled fratapus

a derogatory term for any fratboy wearing a hat with their frats symbol either forwards or backwards.

person 1- hey is that a rare breed of duckbilled fratapus?
person 2 - no they're quite common and range across college campuses all over the country.

duckbilled fratapus by landbear February 27, 2011

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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