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flatgusted 

A strange sort of mix (not really) of the two words 'flattered' and 'disgusted', used to show a strange feeling that no other word or phrase can quite convey. Also slight shock perhaps.

(Made up on my kitchen floor at three in the morning, sorta stoned and eating profiteroles)
Someone 1: I was making out with this guy last night, and all of a sudden I feel a hard on in his pants.
Someone 2: Oh mah God!
Someone 1: I don't know whether I should feel flattered, or disgusted - I've only known him for three hours.
Someone 2: Go for flatgusted, I think that's a pretty good compromise between the two.
flatgusted by Horrorrorror- May 9, 2010
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Flatapus 

A flatened cat, eg. road kill.
Dude 1: 'Dude! You just hit a cat!'
Dude 2: 'Damn! Now I'm gunna have to wash my car because of that flatapus!'
Flatapus by xXxXLupicideXxXx December 2, 2011

Flatapus 

A Flatapus is a play on the word Platypus. A Flatapus is the opposite of a FUPA.
Girl #1 - OMG Your pants are so tight you can see your FUPA!

Girl #2 - Shut up! You're just jealous because you have a Flatapus!
Flatapus by Princesspitstop July 17, 2024
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026