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Jimmy your flatagus is showing
by Tmicky P May 2, 2019
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flatgusted

A strange sort of mix (not really) of the two words 'flattered' and 'disgusted', used to show a strange feeling that no other word or phrase can quite convey. Also slight shock perhaps.

(Made up on my kitchen floor at three in the morning, sorta stoned and eating profiteroles)
Someone 1: I was making out with this guy last night, and all of a sudden I feel a hard on in his pants.
Someone 2: Oh mah God!
Someone 1: I don't know whether I should feel flattered, or disgusted - I've only known him for three hours.
Someone 2: Go for flatgusted, I think that's a pretty good compromise between the two.
by Horrorrorror- May 9, 2010
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Flatapus

A flatened cat, eg. road kill.
Dude 1: 'Dude! You just hit a cat!'
Dude 2: 'Damn! Now I'm gunna have to wash my car because of that flatapus!'
by xXxXLupicideXxXx December 2, 2011
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Flatapus

A Flatapus is a play on the word Platypus. A Flatapus is the opposite of a FUPA.
Girl #1 - OMG Your pants are so tight you can see your FUPA!

Girl #2 - Shut up! You're just jealous because you have a Flatapus!
by Princesspitstop July 17, 2024
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