Flat ball

A toy that you can pressed into a frisbee, than after a random amount of time, turns into a ball.

Greatest invention ever.

'Oh man, my Flat ball is on the roof.'

"Don't worry, it'll roll off."

by LJG May 4, 2006

flat billed ball cap

The 21st century dunce hat.

The flat billed ball cap, is the modern day dunce hat... brah.

by Kirkury May 29, 2022

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

flat baller

An Ultimate frisbee player. The "ball" in this case is a 175 gram Discraft ultrastar.

I am going out on a date tonight with a gal who's a flatballer. (or) That flat baller can boat race.

by Imaginablemedium March 7, 2012

Flat-Balled-Talk

A humorous and tongue-in-cheek term used to describe discussions or conversations centered around the Flat Earth Theory. This lighthearted expression playfully suggests that such discussions lack the well-rounded and spherical nature of reality, highlighting the unconventional and debunked belief that the Earth is flat. Often used to inject humor into conversations about unconventional or pseudoscientific ideas, acknowledging the eccentricity of the topic.

Let's dive into some flat-balled-talk and explore the edges of absurdity!

by mi1es January 10, 2024

big flat balls

your gay and have no balls

big flat balls means nobalsnodic

by Quandale Dingle The 1st September 2, 2022

flatballs

Lacking balls to get a girls phone number

See Julian

by Melody April 6, 2003