LJG's definitions

love wand

a dick used for making love

he put his love wand deep inside me.

by ljg June 3, 2003

Transmortified

To have died, of shock, in someone else's body.

by ljg August 3, 2003

Flat ball

A toy that you can pressed into a frisbee, than after a random amount of time, turns into a ball.

Greatest invention ever.

'Oh man, my Flat ball is on the roof.'

"Don't worry, it'll roll off."

by LJG May 4, 2006