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Flares
Flares --- the only trousers a hippy will ever wear. the only trousers for trendies and hippies in the '70s, but went out of style except for hippies who still wear them, and believe they will eventually come back in fashion. This is like the Second Coming for hippies. Flares eventually got even wider and became LOONS, before disappearing from the real world.
FLARES were often converted from normal jeans by adding pieces of old curtains until they looked like jeans with inverted lampshades attached.
FLARES were often converted from normal jeans by adding pieces of old curtains until they looked like jeans with inverted lampshades attached.
"like man, flares will come back one day"
"look at the 70's throwback - flared trousers, flared shirt, flared hair and flared head."
"look at the 70's throwback - flared trousers, flared shirt, flared hair and flared head."
Flares by Dud Fivers December 8, 2013
Related Words
flareside • Flarestacking • Beige Flares • Bozo Flares • Horny Flares • Settin flares • flare • airflare • Solarflare • pussy flare
Pussy Flares
When a male professional athlete (mostly hockey and golfers) post on social media where they will be going or their current location.
Hey bro...Biznasty, Derek Sanderson and Tyler Seguin just posted they are going to Lincoln in South Boston. We should head over there. When Seguin fires off a couple “pussy flares” the place will be packed with chicks looking for a mustache ride .
Pussy Flares by D-Liscious August 15, 2019
solar flares
Eruptions of super-heated gas that occur on the surface of the sun which eject large amounts of radiation and energized particles into space.
solar flares by Blackmac January 12, 2005
Bozo Flares
Bozo Flares by Freak66tone February 19, 2021
solar flares
solar flares by Anonymous November 3, 2003
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