flares

The world's best trousers. Ever. Period.

Dude, those are some rad flares. Rock on.

flares by Weeto November 2, 2003

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Flares

Flares --- the only trousers a hippy will ever wear. the only trousers for trendies and hippies in the '70s, but went out of style except for hippies who still wear them, and believe they will eventually come back in fashion. This is like the Second Coming for hippies. Flares eventually got even wider and became LOONS, before disappearing from the real world.

FLARES were often converted from normal jeans by adding pieces of old curtains until they looked like jeans with inverted lampshades attached.

"like man, flares will come back one day"

"look at the 70's throwback - flared trousers, flared shirt, flared hair and flared head."

Flares by Dud Fivers December 8, 2013

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flares

Another for the Canadian fires I made up

Danny: Have you seen the Canadian fires?
Norm: You mean the flares, right?

flares by DorkLore June 24, 2023

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Pussy Flares

When a male professional athlete (mostly hockey and golfers) post on social media where they will be going or their current location.

Hey bro...Biznasty, Derek Sanderson and Tyler Seguin just posted they are going to Lincoln in South Boston. We should head over there. When Seguin fires off a couple “pussy flares” the place will be packed with chicks looking for a mustache ride .

Pussy Flares by D-Liscious August 15, 2019