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The world's best trousers. Ever. Period.

Dude, those are some rad flares. Rock on.

flares by Weeto November 2, 2003

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Flares

Flares --- the only trousers a hippy will ever wear. the only trousers for trendies and hippies in the '70s, but went out of style except for hippies who still wear them, and believe they will eventually come back in fashion. This is like the Second Coming for hippies. Flares eventually got even wider and became LOONS, before disappearing from the real world.

FLARES were often converted from normal jeans by adding pieces of old curtains until they looked like jeans with inverted lampshades attached.

"like man, flares will come back one day"

"look at the 70's throwback - flared trousers, flared shirt, flared hair and flared head."

Flares by Dud Fivers December 8, 2013

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flares

Another for the Canadian fires I made up

Danny: Have you seen the Canadian fires?
Norm: You mean the flares, right?

flares by DorkLore June 24, 2023

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Pussy Flares

When a male professional athlete (mostly hockey and golfers) post on social media where they will be going or their current location.

Hey bro...Biznasty, Derek Sanderson and Tyler Seguin just posted they are going to Lincoln in South Boston. We should head over there. When Seguin fires off a couple “pussy flares” the place will be packed with chicks looking for a mustache ride .

Pussy Flares by D-Liscious August 15, 2019

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solar flares

Eruptions of super-heated gas that occur on the surface of the sun which eject large amounts of radiation and energized particles into space.

Scientists claim that recent cell phone disruption is the result of solar flares.

solar flares by Blackmac January 12, 2005

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Bozo Flares

Pubes that hang out the sides of a bikini.

She had huge bozo flares hanging out of her swim suit bottoms

Bozo Flares by Freak66tone February 19, 2021

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solar flares

prominences of super-heated plasma expelled by the sun

The temperature on Mercury rises when there is increased activity of solar flares from the sun.

solar flares by Anonymous November 3, 2003

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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