Flaor

verb; Meaning to frolic or skip euphorically. commonly pronounced likethe words "flower" or "flour"

"The young girl and boy flaor in the near by field enjoying their new found love for each other"

by jeditimelord December 29, 2019

Countess Boochie Flagrante

The alter ego responsible for anything bad you were caught doing. Originally a meme based on a Tumblr user that claimed "Eminem isn't violent, Slim Shady is," and the response "im robbing a bank tomorrow and when the cops come for me imma tell them it was my alter ego countess boochie flagrante," it is now used for any time someone tries a "that isn't really who I am" excuse.

Person: "I'm sorry about that videoed incident of me screaming racial slurs at minorities! I just want you to know, that does not represent the sort of person I am."

Everyone Else: "Yeah, sure - it wasn't you, it was your alter ego, Countess Boochie Flagrante."

Person: "I'm sorry I fucked your husband and then, when when the affair became public, spread terrible rumors about you so that I'd look like less of a homewrecker. I want you to know, that's not who I really am."

Wife: "Ah yes! You didn't tell the neighborhood I was a bipolar valium addict, it was your famous alter-ego Countess Boochie Flagrante."

Person: "I'm sorry for embezzling from that children's charity! That's not who I really am!"

Everyone Else: "Countess Boochie Flagrante strikes again!"

by Mai Ainsel November 6, 2019

flaredyn

flare-din

an ambiguous exclamation that can be used in any situation.

you just landed an ollie? that's so flaredyn!

ugh i just got my period. flaredyn.

look at her, she's so flaredyn!

flaredyn.

by bubbles79112 November 18, 2016

Flaope

1. The Act of putting shoes on before socks.

2. Being Stupid

"Dude, Why don't you have socks on, you just flaoped."

"Oh my gosh man, Stop flaoping around!!!!"

by TatNMark August 22, 2011

Hold the Faori

Expression that is used when someone starts complaining about several different subjects at once.

_ Aw, my girlfriend dumped me and I lost my job and...
_ Hey dude, hold the Faori.

by Yonlu March 9, 2005

tard flare

A person's stupidity flares up when they make a totally retarded remark.

Larry had a tard flare when he said George W. Bush was the greatest president ever.

by WildBill8844 March 1, 2015

15 pieces of flair

A reference to the movie Office Space. Fifteen pieces of flair refers to doing the bare minimum amount of work required for any task. Barely meeting a standard, usually intentionally.

Courtney knew she was about to graduate and that her presentation wouldn’t affect her grades, so she went all 15 pieces of flair just to meet the requirement.

by kickingnamesandtakingass January 22, 2018