flanneling 

Flanneling is the female equivelant of teabagging. The woman in question saunters up to the intended victim, which is ideally in a relaxed lying down state, open and receptive to new experiences.

Upon arrived, the woman gently lowers herself onto the victim's face, and attempts to lay down her labia on the bridge of the victim's nose.

Note that women who have given birth to multiple and/or oversized children make for more successful flannelers.

Dude, I was just taking a nap and Stacy decided to give me a good old fashioned flanneling, it was scary yet awesome.

flanneling by Flannelexpert July 22, 2009

Flanneling 

When a woman seeks out a new relationship before Winter falls in the hope of having someone to huddle close to during the major holidays.

Rando: Jen seems to be a bit desperate these days...
Rando 2: I think she's flanneling. No one likes those awkward Thanksgivings alone.

Flanneling by JaredfromSubwayBruh November 2, 2016

Flanneling Out 

"Flanneling Out" When one vomits on ones self at a social gathering or public space then tries to conceal it from his/hers friends to avoid embarrassment

Jake: Hey Paul I think Ryan has been sick on himself, i can see it seping through his t-shirt
Ben: yeah man he's completly Flanneling Out

*Ryan breaks into tears*

Flanneling Out by guttedryan December 10, 2009

Flandering 

To attempt a conversation while unintentionally thoroughly confusing your listener. Approving and negating a topic in the same sentence. To open up a conversation on one topic and randomly change to another. The flanderer may be sober or intoxicated. Rapid successions of the words, "yea, yea, yea, no, no, no"

"Yo dude did you borrow my pen?"

"Yea yea yea, no no no"

"huh?"

"I did, but then I didn't"

"Quit fucking flandering, did you borrow it or not?"

Flandering by spittin game July 19, 2009

Fanieling

To cowardly hide anonymously behind your computer screen and taunt helpless victims over the internet.

Being an anonymous internet troll, other wise know as fanieling.

Faniel – “you are a fat slag”
Accused – “who is this? and will you leave me alone”

Fanieling by Fanny Derris August 12, 2012

flanning 

Making plans that one does not intend to keep. It is flake planning. The purpose of flanning is to make it seem to the other person that you like them and want to spend time with them, when in reality you are hoping they cancel first so you don't have to see them.

When two people flan with each other, it becomes a game of chicken, each one waiting for the other to break and cancel first.

Scott bumped into Billy on the street after not seeing him for 3 years. They both enthusiastically agreed to have lunch and play racquetball in the near future, but I think they were both flanning.

flanning by U-dub May 17, 2016

flangaling 

For one to finger any orafice while in a basement screaming "go away clown" over and over till they climax.

she was flangaling herself all night... now i have nightmares about clowns.

flangaling by jack Frost89 October 12, 2011