flannelism 

a type of government where each resident represents a square of fabric and with these squares, seperately, the people are unorganised squares of fabric, but together, they are a collective article of clothing; a flannel

dude, that country is a flannelism

flannelism by tehcernigs March 16, 2011

flannelism 

a type of government where each person gets a square of fabric and individualism causes unorganised squares, while together, they are a collective being; a collective flannel

that country is a flannelism!

flannelism by the_cernigs March 15, 2011

Flanneling Out 

"Flanneling Out" When one vomits on ones self at a social gathering or public space then tries to conceal it from his/hers friends to avoid embarrassment

Jake: Hey Paul I think Ryan has been sick on himself, i can see it seping through his t-shirt
Ben: yeah man he's completly Flanneling Out

*Ryan breaks into tears*

Flanneling Out by guttedryan December 10, 2009

flangerism 

aneurism of the flange

our stacey had a flangerism last week!

flangerism by Big Rik! December 20, 2021

Flannerish 

Of, pertaining, espousing, or involving actions which include both a merkin and a moustache ride in interchangeable forms. Generally used as a socially acceptable euphemism made in reference to one's wardrobe.

"My, you are looking quite flannerish today, it must be your leopard-print thong and paisley vest."

Flannerish by Harry Balzanyya February 24, 2009

flannelsexual 

A manly man, who does not take crap from the opposite sex. He does not go to baby showers, he stays at home on Sundays for football, and does not show weakness to his wife in the presence of his male friends

"That guy is a closet flannelsexual!"

flannelsexual by Justin Fong January 4, 2008

flanneling 

Flanneling is the female equivelant of teabagging. The woman in question saunters up to the intended victim, which is ideally in a relaxed lying down state, open and receptive to new experiences.

Upon arrived, the woman gently lowers herself onto the victim's face, and attempts to lay down her labia on the bridge of the victim's nose.

Note that women who have given birth to multiple and/or oversized children make for more successful flannelers.

Dude, I was just taking a nap and Stacy decided to give me a good old fashioned flanneling, it was scary yet awesome.

flanneling by Flannelexpert July 22, 2009