flannelism

a type of government where each resident represents a square of fabric and with these squares, seperately, the people are unorganised squares of fabric, but together, they are a collective article of clothing; a flannel

dude, that country is a flannelism

by tehcernigs March 16, 2011

Flannel

The lesbian uniform commonly used to attract a mate in the wild.

Nature documentary: Notice how that wild lesbian is trying to attract a mate with her flannel and cats, it seems she has the attention of another wild lesbian but she is too busy chasing after that uninterested straight girl to notice...

by YassQueen! October 6, 2020

flannel

the single greatest article of clothing ever to be invented by mankind.

jimmy got hit by a bus, he died...but his friend bob was next to him and got hit by the bus as well...but bob survived, because the flannel absorbed the bus into a different dimension.

by Bryan Wulff December 28, 2005

Flannel

The collective noun for lesbians.

Coined by Tony O.

A parlaiment of owls, a pride of lions, and a flannel of lesbians.

by lwog January 25, 2015

Flannel

A comfortable, soft weave of cotton that is found in shirts and pajama pants. It is commonly found in button-down form. They come in a wide variety of colors and styles. It is safe to say that flannel shirts will not be categorized to a certain subculture, as they are worn by many, from jocks to hipsters.

"I wore my new flannel at the party last night. The girls were all over me!"

by Occult Aura December 29, 2009

flannel

soft cotton with a plad pattern-usually buttoned on clothing

"becky your flannel shirt is so cute"

by floppyfish102 September 29, 2017

flannel

mass noun British informal bland fluent talk indulged in to avoid addressing a difficult subject or situation directly

a simple admittance of ignorance was much to be preferred to any amount of flannel

by cribbins November 12, 2012