Flanjo

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Noun describing female genitalia, specifically used in the description of masturbation. Derived from the noun flange

1) With her husband away on business, Maude spent the whole evening strumming her Flanjo

2) The girls had a great game of dueling flanjos

Flanjo by Jehram September 26, 2008

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FLANOMIC

When something is so good it's flawlessly astronomical

That last second 3-pointer to win the game was Flanomic.

FLANOMIC by Kronic1212 March 16, 2022

Related Words

Flanjo • Flango • Franjo • Franjob • Fanjoy • flabjob • flajoyken • flangover • Flanj • Flanjel

franjob

A halfassed hand job where the girl leaves before the guy can finish.

She wasn't really into him so she just gave him a franjob.

franjob by dankkush42069 February 20, 2015

Flangourtangstain

n. When you are trying to bake a orange flavored tangy AF cake but spill that floury flour shit all over the place.

Holy shit! This mess is a total flangourtangstain!

Flangourtangstain by Mr. John Doge November 1, 2016

Jim Flano

an absolute sex bomb of a man, a man of the people and a man of the women. he is some man for one man, and is famous for his inspiring quote "if you can't lift her don't shift her"

this man can be seen in the middle of Kildare with the young wans, with a choc ice from the local shop.

an absolute beast, in general. he is Roscommons finest.

niamh gallagher: ooh im from Donegal
random person: hey niamh do you know Jim Flano absolute unit
niamh gallagher: holy shit

Jim Flano by celtnash April 2, 2021

Franjo

Franjo is the biggest Motherfucker on the whole Planet. He's the best boyfriend/friend/colleague of all of them! He's such a nice Person with lots of empathy and welfare. He has also great humor and everybody laughs about his jokes! He is even a good rapper, even the best rapper of all of your friends. His lyrics are so great and his flow is fire!

Franjo is a very nice Person!

Franjo by ojnarf January 7, 2019

Flanoss Grape

Another term which is often used for as ‘Potato Water Salmon Fish Head’ it is often taken as an insult.

Me: Mum! You’re such a little Flanoss grape!
Mum: I hate you

Flanoss Grape by williambilliam418 November 19, 2019

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026