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A flango is a crouching flamingo trained in the ancient arts of Kunwangnihaomachingis. The flango should not be messed with when encountered and instead should be invited to a tea party followed immediately by a street rules basketball game. The flango's favorite color is crimoelon a mix between astral cucumber and shit.
beware the fucking flango
flango by pieeater 5654 July 30, 2013
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What ever you want it to mean, but often used in a positive way.

Commonly used by people affiliated with House music.
This song is flango.

Steve Angello is flango.
Flango by djflango October 9, 2010
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To yell a word such as fag, ass, anal tickler, shit, fuck, cunt, slut, damn, hell, rape, skank, whore, dike, nigger, gook, twat, pussy, dick, penis, cock, or any other sware or raccist slur.
Man, that bitch is flango.

Woah, look at that flango ass.
Flango by Unidenified May 14, 2006
A word to describe something that’s very cool
That’s so flango
Flango by Mr smarty man September 8, 2018
Slang term / Slur for a curly haired idiot (Caleb Shaugnessy or any other tik tok boy)
I saw a stupid Flango on Tik-Tok today
Flango by miquees March 7, 2024

Dragon flagon 

An old term for a cup with poison inside.
The baron was slipped the dragon flagon, while at the feast.
Dragon flagon by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

flagon of woobla 

A large bag of alcohol (typically wine), generally very cheap, rancid on the palate and housed (temporarily) in a box. Typically a lower socio-economic choice of beverage.

Often followed by violence upon or by the person consuming said flagon.

NB: Flagon can be inflated post-consumption to provide a pillow. Nice.
"Hey Morton you dardy mutt, come aroun' to our place and bring a flagon of woobla. Der's a party happening tonight"
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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