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flanigan by deez nutz fam June 27, 2016
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Paper Back Flanigan
Taking a book out of someone's bookcase and preceeding to deficate (shit) between two of the pages and then placing it back on the shelf. A.K.A. "The Ultimate Bookmark."
Paper Back Flanigan by Don Everest April 2, 2005
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slippery flanigan
a gymnastic manoeuvre in which the athlete uses the penis to control his direction of travel in midair.
slippery flanigan by seppafer October 13, 2017
flaniganed
"Did you hear Dick flaniganned his new Prius? He wrapped it around a tree."
"We were flaniganed in the middle of nowhere. The Prius ran out of juice and we had nowhere to recharge it."
"We were flaniganed in the middle of nowhere. The Prius ran out of juice and we had nowhere to recharge it."
flaniganed by micromanagedman August 21, 2016
jolly flanagan
sexual maneuver. 1 chick 2 dicks overhead h.j. with double facial. excessive gagging. gob-strings and phlegm.
The crack whore picked up two strapping young gents at the bar and took them outside for a jolly flanagan in the alley.
jolly flanagan by fork snorkel May 8, 2009
Dirty Flanagan
A Dirty Flanagan is a commonly used term in Ireland. It is when a man drinks all his Irish Whiskey, he takes his penis and inserts it into the whiskey bottle and ejecaulates. He then shoves the bottle up the womans vagina/ Man's but.
Professor: Seamus where were you last night?
Seamus: I dont really know... but my friend Aiden told me that I got so wasted that he gave me a Dirty Flanagan.
Professor: Umm.... CAN I HAVE ONE!
Seamus: I dont really know... but my friend Aiden told me that I got so wasted that he gave me a Dirty Flanagan.
Professor: Umm.... CAN I HAVE ONE!
Dirty Flanagan by FLibbidy January 24, 2011
To Pull a Flanagan
(v)The act of refusing to take a shit over an extended period of time, due to constapation, medical reasons, or lack of prime dumping conditions.
The origin of this word comes from accounts of Mr. Henry Flanagan's pulling of what was known as "The Nine day no Shit". Flanagan accomplished this feat in the summer of 1910 after experiencing sub-stadard bathrooms, and a prolonged canoe trip excusion on open water in the South Puget Sound. It is disputed by many leading historians whether this event actually occured. Yet many witness accounts give substantial proof that this really happened.
Here is Dr. Sean Simonsen's Account
"August 5th 1910, Day 7 on the expedition, it is very hot and sunny here in the south puget sound. The sailors are getting wary and are bitchin' about how they have been paddling for so long and its not fair that I haven't paddled once over this excursion. Henry has told me that he hasn't taken a shit over these 7 days... HOLY FUCK! HE HASNT TAKEN A SHIT IN SEVEN DAYS!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!"
Although the this occurance is not yet validated, the phrase still survives.
and... trust me, It actually happened.
The origin of this word comes from accounts of Mr. Henry Flanagan's pulling of what was known as "The Nine day no Shit". Flanagan accomplished this feat in the summer of 1910 after experiencing sub-stadard bathrooms, and a prolonged canoe trip excusion on open water in the South Puget Sound. It is disputed by many leading historians whether this event actually occured. Yet many witness accounts give substantial proof that this really happened.
Here is Dr. Sean Simonsen's Account
"August 5th 1910, Day 7 on the expedition, it is very hot and sunny here in the south puget sound. The sailors are getting wary and are bitchin' about how they have been paddling for so long and its not fair that I haven't paddled once over this excursion. Henry has told me that he hasn't taken a shit over these 7 days... HOLY FUCK! HE HASNT TAKEN A SHIT IN SEVEN DAYS!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!"
Although the this occurance is not yet validated, the phrase still survives.
and... trust me, It actually happened.
Guy 1: Dude, the bathrooms at this camp stink!
Guy 2: Yeah I know man, I think I'm gunna have To Pull a Flanagan.
Guy 1: But this camp is for 2 weeks!!! Man, your nasty!
Guy 2: Yeah I know man, I think I'm gunna have To Pull a Flanagan.
Guy 1: But this camp is for 2 weeks!!! Man, your nasty!
To Pull a Flanagan by Jermango January 2, 2011
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