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A flamboni is when a man takes a woman's bloody recently used tampon and drills it up his own ass using his index finger, then craps it back into the woman's mouth.
This bitch wanted me to eat her out on the rag so I gave her a Flamboni so she could taste that shit herself.
Flamboni by Weffy September 12, 2014
Whenever someone floods property on purpose, like arson but with water instead of fire.
The cops pulled up to the scene and saw that the house had been deliberately flooded. The purposely covered drains show that someone had committed flarson.
Flarson by Wat McNee May 26, 2018

FlameOn Fapping

When you pour gasoline on your dominant hand, set it a blaze, and start gapping furiously.
1st CountryGuy- "Boy howdy, I was FlameOn fapping last night"

2nd CoundryGuy- "What the fuck parnter, how many degree burns did you get"?

Flambongo 

A drinking apparatus, similar to a beer bong for Funneling, made from a pink plastic yard flamingo. The amazing suction-like power of the flamingo neck figuratively shoots the beer down the flambongoer's (also possible to use as noun) throat.

There are various ways to make a Flambongo. The most common method is to cut the head off completely and insert a funnel into the bottom. Another popular method is to simply hack off the entire rear-end of the already-decapitated flamingo.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo.

I made a flambongo this weekend for the party!
Flambongo by JS&SV July 13, 2011
When you'd do anything for someone, yet that someone doesn't even know you exist
I'm in a flamont situation.
flamont by YourBoiTokyo February 26, 2017

Flambonian 

Adjective or noun; Flambonian

A person so extremely gay that he exceeds both flamo and flomo, exceeding in such a way that they have their own civlization therefore they're are called flambonians
Tom: Excuse where is this loc....
Anyone: Shut up you gay ass flambonian.
Flambonian by Santy June 14, 2007