Top definition
a combination of flogging and arson in which you beat someone repeadingly using a battery filled sock or simalar object to near death and then set the person on fire
the police decided that there had been a case of flarson when they saw the disfigured mangled embery corpse that was still steaming on the hallway floor
by polypoly314 April 20, 2009
Get the mug
Get a flarson mug for your Uncle José.
2
Whenever someone floods property on purpose, like arson but with water instead of fire.
The cops pulled up to the scene and saw that the house had been deliberately flooded. The purposely covered drains show that someone had committed flarson.
by Wat McNee May 26, 2018
Get the mug
Get a Flarson mug for your boyfriend Callisto.