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the result of a womens brain when confusing the sexual joke in the word flange and thinking the joke was flan (as in pie), then proseading to confuse the word flan with the word frommage and then further courpt it by forgetting what frommage was and thinking it was blammonge,in this creating the courruption of flamonge.
mark: hay laura i carnt find the bolts on this flange to fix your startermotor.

laura: ha ha ha ha ha ..... you said flange

mark: tut women

gemma: ha ha ha ha ..... flan

mark: flange is another name for a vagina you know gemma

gemma: oh..... i thought you ment flan, ans in the dessert
flamonge

laura: flamonge!!!

gemma: yeh yoghurty cheese stuf

laura: thats frommage love

gemma: oh...........doh.
flamonge by munkey_2006 June 22, 2006
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Flamingeos 

A loving & caring boy with an amazing heart who loves his supporters so very much. He is good at making lots of people smile and he never fails to make us happy.
Look it's Flamingeos.
Flamingeos by Flaminqeoz June 27, 2017

flaminger 

1. A reference to a tongue twister gone wrong.
2. Noun, a substitute for any cuss word.
3. Chicken fingers dyed pink.
1. 'Four fingers found far from the flamingers'
2. 'Don't be such a flaminger, Lex.'
3. 'Man, this restaurant serves the best flamingers.'
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FlamingEssence 

Some faggot who breathes fire.
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flamingee 

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Flamingeo 

A Person With Bright Red Or Pink Hair Who Looks Like A Lesbian And Licks Minge On A Regular.
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Yasmin: Who? Ellie The Lesbian?
Kaysie: Yeah What A Total Flamingeo!
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Flaminger 

Someone who constantly forgets to turn off appliances and other objects which have the ability to set a building ablaze.
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Person 2: 'Wow he is becoming a real Flaminger.'
Flaminger by Atommo December 8, 2010
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