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A person who, after owning up to their mistake and offering an apology, slyly deflects responsibility at the last minute, insisting that the error wasn't truly their fault. This individual masterfully crafts excuses, leaving others scratching their heads and wondering if they were ever truly accountable in the first place.

Lisa: "Hey, Jake, you said you'd handle the project deadline, but we missed it. What happened?"

Jake: "Oh, my bad, I messed up. I apologize for that. You know, I would have finished on time, but the software glitched, and it really wasn't my fault anyway. I tried my best."

Lisa (whispering to a colleague): "Classic Flakecake move right there – takes the blame and then shifts it seamlessly. Always has a convenient excuse ready."

Flakecake by uheardmePOS February 18, 2024

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Flabcake

A lazy person (generally overweight)

I can't believe you wouldn't pass me the remote - you're such a flabcake!

Flabcake by Nools August 13, 2014

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flakecast

The projected probability that someone will show up to a pre-planned event, usually expressed as a percentage.

Michelle: Are you going to Shochu Tuesday tonight?

Milo: Yeah prolly. Ill give you a flakecast of 70%... If I don't go it's because I've been drinking all weekend and my liver needs a rest.

flakecast by sydeburn May 26, 2009

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facecake

Cake with a photo of a persons face on. Referenced in Scrubs.

I smell facecake!
Did somebody say facecake?

facecake by Lexy W March 12, 2007

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Flamecakes

Flamecakes are like pancakes but more awesome.

More fucking awesome and made with fire. And passion.

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GOD, I'm so FUCKING HUNGRY! I need some FLAMECAKES.

Q: Do you serve pancakes here?
A: Forget those old-gen pancakes...EAT FLAMECAKES.

You need to put some flames on those pancakes.

Flamecakes by Flamecakeluver246 October 8, 2006

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fakecare

really cool pinterest page with amazing edits

-what’s your favorite pinterest?

-oh, fakecare is awesome

fakecare by BiTchh$ June 20, 2020

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Oboe Flutecake

Coined by Malt William Raspbergz, circa 2004, Oboe Flutecake is a fictional character that is the nemesis of Barterman.

Oboe Flutecake just tried to steal Barterman's Pop Tarts!!

Oboe Flutecake by JulieDestiny4ever November 16, 2010

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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