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Flakecake 

A person who, after owning up to their mistake and offering an apology, slyly deflects responsibility at the last minute, insisting that the error wasn't truly their fault. This individual masterfully crafts excuses, leaving others scratching their heads and wondering if they were ever truly accountable in the first place.
Lisa: "Hey, Jake, you said you'd handle the project deadline, but we missed it. What happened?"

Jake: "Oh, my bad, I messed up. I apologize for that. You know, I would have finished on time, but the software glitched, and it really wasn't my fault anyway. I tried my best."

Lisa (whispering to a colleague): "Classic Flakecake move right there – takes the blame and then shifts it seamlessly. Always has a convenient excuse ready."
Flakecake by uheardmePOS February 18, 2024
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Flabcake 

I can't believe you wouldn't pass me the remote - you're such a flabcake!
Flabcake by Nools August 13, 2014

flakecast 

The projected probability that someone will show up to a pre-planned event, usually expressed as a percentage.
Michelle: Are you going to Shochu Tuesday tonight?

Milo: Yeah prolly. Ill give you a flakecast of 70%... If I don't go it's because I've been drinking all weekend and my liver needs a rest.
flakecast by sydeburn May 26, 2009

facecake 

Cake with a photo of a persons face on. Referenced in Scrubs.
I smell facecake!
Did somebody say facecake?
facecake by Lexy W March 12, 2007

Flamecakes 

Flamecakes are like pancakes but more awesome.

More fucking awesome and made with fire. And passion.
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GOD, I'm so FUCKING HUNGRY! I need some FLAMECAKES.

Q: Do you serve pancakes here?
A: Forget those old-gen pancakes...EAT FLAMECAKES.

You need to put some flames on those pancakes.
Flamecakes by Flamecakeluver246 October 8, 2006

fakecare 

really cool pinterest page with amazing edits
-what’s your favorite pinterest?

-oh, fakecare is awesome
fakecare by BiTchh$ June 20, 2020

Oboe Flutecake 

Coined by Malt William Raspbergz, circa 2004, Oboe Flutecake is a fictional character that is the nemesis of Barterman.
Oboe Flutecake just tried to steal Barterman's Pop Tarts!!
Oboe Flutecake by JulieDestiny4ever November 16, 2010