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Fakecare 

When your roommate makes you take care of their pet that you hate.
Roommate 1 "I'm going out of town for two weeks. Will you take care of my cat? "
Roommate 2 "Sure, I'll fakecare of your cat"
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Fakecare 

(n.) The GOP's war against socialized medicine, known in America as Obamacare, whose ultimate goal is to repeal the latter and replace it with a crude scheme that will ensure that lives of the non-rich Americans will be as nasty, short , and brutish as the insurance companies want them to be.

(v). to pass a bill repealing and replacing Obamacare.
The Senate is expected to fakecare the new health bill before the 4th of July weekend.
Fakecare by londonsufist July 13, 2017

Fake care 

When someone doesn’t really care about people and just fake care about people to make people believe they actually care about people but in reality they don’t care about people at all just faking it
She fake care about me by telling me I am beautiful but She didn’t actually mean it.
Fake care by Wise truth teller September 5, 2018

fakecore 

(For best understanding, see the song "I'm A Fake" by The Used.)
1. The act of pretending to be something (i.e. happy, normal, sane...) in order to keep everyone from thinking you are something other then that (i.e. sad, weird, crazy...).
People like this are usually attempting to protect themselves from the harsh reality of whatever is around them. Sometimes, rarely, they are trying to live up to the reputation that may have been put on them years ago.

2: This word can have whatever meaning you want it to. It is defined by the person using it. More of a personal understanding.
(See the song "I'm A Fake")

"She always seemed so happy."
"Heh. She was fakecore."

OR

"The newest trend was people claiming they where fakecore, however none of them knew what it actually meant. But it did sum them all up rather well."
fakecore by fourwinds April 19, 2007
Person 1: Hey man, lets go get some soft serve.

Person 2: Alright dude, but only if its fakecream.
fakecream by #shipbrownmann November 28, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026