A deeply disturbed, dichotomous, bordering on the edge of lunacy individual who knows they desire something complains about things that make no sense and have no idea what they really want.
If you want some ice cream, but you don't want it cold. You're a buttakup. If you want a glass of water, but you don't want it wet. You're a buttakup.
by uheardmePOS March 26, 2021
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Lisa: "Hey, Jake, you said you'd handle the project deadline, but we missed it. What happened?"
Jake: "Oh, my bad, I messed up. I apologize for that. You know, I would have finished on time, but the software glitched, and it really wasn't my fault anyway. I tried my best."
Lisa (whispering to a colleague): "Classic Flakecake move right there – takes the blame and then shifts it seamlessly. Always has a convenient excuse ready."
Jake: "Oh, my bad, I messed up. I apologize for that. You know, I would have finished on time, but the software glitched, and it really wasn't my fault anyway. I tried my best."
Lisa (whispering to a colleague): "Classic Flakecake move right there – takes the blame and then shifts it seamlessly. Always has a convenient excuse ready."
by uheardmePOS February 18, 2024
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