Yo bro did you see that white dude with a wave cap on? What a fake cake

Jamal: what up I'm dating a blue blood white girl that goes to Harvard

Sven: I thought you were a piru gang member from Compton?

Jamal: yeah but we love each other and I love playing cricket and wearing tommy hilfigure

Sven: smh. Fake cake

Friend 1: hey look at that jersey shore overly tan ugly bitch with no ass and huge tits.walking around like she runs shit.

Friend 2: omg. Fake cake . But I would motor boat those bloated moons

fake cake by Prick100 July 26, 2014

Related Words

Flake-cake • fake cake • Paddy Cake Fake-Out • F-cake • Flamecakes • Flakeycakey • Flake Case • Flake Fake • Flake • flake news

fake cake

A fake cake is a cake that you can't eat because it is only a prop for Seokjins birthday. It looks delicious but it's a trap.

Jin: I'm so sick of this fake cake. fake cake. fake cake

fake cake by Soobinlover23 May 19, 2021

Paddy Cake Fake-Out

When you play paddy cake with someone, and then "paddy cake" (hit) them really hard with the intent to harm them with either violence or as a friendly gesture, or to knock them away as a way to harm them or tell them to avoid you.

Person 1: "Let's play paddy cake!"
Person 2: "...fine."
*Playing paddy cake*
Person 2: *rears fist in a way that looks just like paddy cake*
Person 2: *launches fist forward*
Person 1: *flies backwards*

Plot twist: Person 2 was using a Paddy Cake Fake-Out

Paddy Cake Fake-Out by ThatGuyAtParties November 15, 2019

Flamecakes

Flamecakes are like pancakes but more awesome.

More fucking awesome and made with fire. And passion.

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GOD, I'm so FUCKING HUNGRY! I need some FLAMECAKES.

Q: Do you serve pancakes here?
A: Forget those old-gen pancakes...EAT FLAMECAKES.

You need to put some flames on those pancakes.

Flamecakes by Flamecakeluver246 October 8, 2006

flamecake

one who flames about on a cake.

a proper bender

a nonce

a cakeyflame

a flamecake

"your gay"

"yeah ,well at least im not a flamecake"

flamecake by jackietreehorn February 7, 2008

Flakecake

A person who, after owning up to their mistake and offering an apology, slyly deflects responsibility at the last minute, insisting that the error wasn't truly their fault. This individual masterfully crafts excuses, leaving others scratching their heads and wondering if they were ever truly accountable in the first place.

Lisa: "Hey, Jake, you said you'd handle the project deadline, but we missed it. What happened?"

Jake: "Oh, my bad, I messed up. I apologize for that. You know, I would have finished on time, but the software glitched, and it really wasn't my fault anyway. I tried my best."

Lisa (whispering to a colleague): "Classic Flakecake move right there – takes the blame and then shifts it seamlessly. Always has a convenient excuse ready."

Flakecake by uheardmePOS February 18, 2024

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026