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fapaholic 

One who is addicted to fapping, and experiences withdrawal symptoms when not currently engaged in the activity.
Keith: "Yo, Clark. I'll be back later, I need to go fap."

Clark: "You're such a fapaholic, and you need to go to rehab for it"
fapaholic by bonerclub22 January 2, 2010

flashaholic 

Somebody who is really addicted to flashlights.

A typical flashaholic might have dozens of them; hardcore flashaholics might have hundreds or (in one documented case) close to 1,500 of the bright little suckers!!!
The word was coined a number of years ago on a BBS about flashlights.
Hey Josh!
Did you hear that Craig is a true flashaholic, with 1,497 flashlights, lasers, and other assorted things that flash, blink, or otherwise emit EM radiation in the range of 380nm to 780nm?
What a kick in the head!!!
flashaholic by Telephony January 13, 2011

Flexaholic 

He lives a different lifestyle on social media than in real life you can easily tell he's a flexaholic
Flexaholic by itsADOLLA January 19, 2015

Fnafaholic 

Those 32 year old fucks who sit around and play "Five Nights at Freddy's" all day. Its a good game, but, Jesus, take a break.
"Bill, I think you might be a Fnafaholic. You've been playing that damn game for 17 days straight."
Fnafaholic by Rocketjet May 14, 2015
1. Someone who excessively uses the words, Fag,Gay,Queer,Homosexual etc. and is probably Homosexual himself
2. A very noticable (flamboyant) Homosexual
1. Phil - "Ryan is such a queer.. hes such a fag I mean god hes like so gay.."
Demko - "Phil stfu your a fucking fagaholic.. we all know your the gay one"

2. Wow that guy looks like a real fagaholic
Fagaholic by Demko November 12, 2005

flashaholic 

A user of the Android mobile operating system that cannot resist "flashing" (installing something to the system partition, usually a different OS entirely) anything flashable they see; someone addicted to flashing.
It started with a simple fix for a sensor glitch, but now, poor Jim is a full-blown flashaholic.
flashaholic by LeCrazyPanda January 12, 2016