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Somebody who unnecessarily criticizes somebody, everybody, or a small group of people like an asshole for no reason other than being an annoying ass prick.
Person 1: “Jeremy is such a fucking flakass.”
Person 2: “I know right! One time I was trying write an essay and this mf looks at it in 3 seconds and then pulls out a 5 page lecture about how bad it is before I even started writing it!”
Flakass by A human I guess August 28, 2022
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A name created to try and push the drug a-PVP onto the streets, a strong stimulant with effects said to comparable to a cross of meth and coke. Much like MDPV. Currently bulk synthed in China and imported.
You can eat it, snort it, rub it on your gums, smoke it in a meth pipe, inject into a cock vein and also booty shoot it.
Incredibly potent, dangerously cheap and more addictive than meth. So have fun kids :)
Quote from a user on the website/forum shroomery.org "vaping alpha-pvp (flakka) almost made me ejaculate"
flakka by drug fucked cunt April 28, 2015

Flakation 

The period whereafter a friend flakes on you and then becomes completely unreachable and virtually non-existent.
Katey: "Dave was supposed to meet me out for drinks on Tuesday, but he totally flaked and didn't show. And now he's not returning any of my calls."

Josh: "Yeah. Sounds like he's on one of his flakations."
Flakation by jimster360 February 5, 2010

flamakae 

mainly popularized by a song by Sad Puppy - Flamakae Baby
It is a word for "Fly my kite" which can be heard throughout the song
Maybe you could flamakae~
flamakae by InsiderWasTaken October 7, 2017

flamakadoodle

someone diagnosed with depensey that sits in front of the TV, jerking off, while pretending to be that character.
Mr. S. is a flamakadoodle!
flamakadoodle by shs07 January 12, 2005
a punishment, common in middle east and far east, includes caning the soles of the feet after restricting them by rod and rope.
if you got a bad score you will get a falaka
falaka by bastinadodesires April 6, 2007
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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