fizzlewink 

A guy who gets you to believe he is successful and honest, but in reality he is the top loser of all man kind.

I've been dating him for 3 months and just now discovered he is a fizzlewink. Just my luck!

fizzlewink by UT U KNOW~! October 10, 2006

fizzledinger 

One who enjoys flatulence during sexual intercourse.

Man that chick last night was a real fizzledinger.

fizzledinger by D-Heff May 3, 2006

Fizzlewit

(Noun) Someone who tells a joke that falls flat. (Source: Marilyn Vos Savant's column in PARADE Magazine, 09/21/08.)

John McCain is a fizzlewit. Did you ever hear him try to tell a joke?

Fizzlewit by Neil Sapper November 3, 2008

Frizzletink 

Something you're attracted to

The box of donuts was the fat man's Frizzletink

Frizzletink by iTerry No Apple August 30, 2016

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004