fatcuntitis 

A person who suffers from fatcuntitis is someone who is incredibly fat and the butt of all jokes. They are a fat cunt.

Person 1: Did you hear about that turkish boy?

Person 2: no.. what happened to him?

Person 1: Hes got fatcuntitis

fatcuntitis by I Like Ifc June 21, 2023

fatcuntitus 

An illness. The inability to stop eating and thinking about food 24/7, 365 days of the year, despite already being a fat cunt. No known cure.

I'm totally suffering from fatcuntitus

That Kerry Catona Has seasonal fatcuntitus, dependent upon magazine endorsements.

fatcuntitus by Fatcuntfanny March 6, 2017

Fatcunteritis

Any injury or illness substantially derived from being seriously overweight or morbidly obese.

Hey how did big Pete fall hard enough to break his ankle? Serious case of Fatcunteritis right there!

Fatcunteritis by Locnes February 15, 2018