fatcuntitus

An illness. The inability to stop eating and thinking about food 24/7, 365 days of the year, despite already being a fat cunt. No known cure.

I'm totally suffering from fatcuntitus

That Kerry Catona Has seasonal fatcuntitus, dependent upon magazine endorsements.

by Fatcuntfanny March 6, 2017

fatcuntitis

A person who suffers from fatcuntitis is someone who is incredibly fat and the butt of all jokes. They are a fat cunt.

Person 1: Did you hear about that turkish boy?

Person 2: no.. what happened to him?

Person 1: Hes got fatcuntitis

by I Like Ifc June 21, 2023