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fatcuntitus 

An illness. The inability to stop eating and thinking about food 24/7, 365 days of the year, despite already being a fat cunt. No known cure.
I'm totally suffering from fatcuntitus

That Kerry Catona Has seasonal fatcuntitus, dependent upon magazine endorsements.
fatcuntitus by Fatcuntfanny March 6, 2017

Fatcunteritis

Any injury or illness substantially derived from being seriously overweight or morbidly obese.
Hey how did big Pete fall hard enough to break his ankle? Serious case of Fatcunteritis right there!
Fatcunteritis by Locnes February 15, 2018

fatcuntcowbelly 

a guy who thinks he can steal peoples memes and get away with it
that fatcuntcowbelly just stole my memes

fatcuntitis 

A person who suffers from fatcuntitis is someone who is incredibly fat and the butt of all jokes. They are a fat cunt.
Person 1: Did you hear about that turkish boy?

Person 2: no.. what happened to him?

Person 1: Hes got fatcuntitis
fatcuntitis by I Like Ifc June 21, 2023
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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