Locnes's definitions

Security plonker

Socially retarded, untrained, Unintelligent, unattractive person often employed to work an unnecessary position.

Look at that security plonker over there, hasnt done an ounce of work all day!

by Locnes November 14, 2016

Fatcunteritis

Any injury or illness substantially derived from being seriously overweight or morbidly obese.

Hey how did big Pete fall hard enough to break his ankle? Serious case of Fatcunteritis right there!

by Locnes February 15, 2018

Full Dunners

Adsolutly done, Cant do anything further, 100% Fucked

Went out last night and was full dunners by midnight.. cant handle shots!

by Locnes December 11, 2015

Full Dirty Digit

The Penis

That girl i was talking to in the club i went home and gave her the full dirty digit.

by Locnes December 21, 2016