Firion

Main protagonist of FF2. He travels with his adopted siblings (Maria, Guy, and Leon) to foil Emperor Mateus's plans.

Firion is a badass

by the random. December 11, 2021

Chekhov’s Firing Squad

A Chekhov’s Firing Squad is when a TV show or movie has almost no plot in the first several episodes, and then proceeds to pull all triggers at once. The way that this turns out is a show feeling bland, with presumably filler episodes for most of the season, though these episode actually build foreshadowing and silent plot. These small, unnoticed details go completely unheard or said, until they all hit you at once like a freight train.

“Bro, that show was a Chekhov’s Firing Squad!”

by Theomunstroa May 20, 2023

Firing the Surgeon General

<verb> The act of masturbating. To masturbate. {obsolete: named after Minnie Joycelyn Elders (born August 13, 1933), the United States Surgeon General from September 8, 1993 to December 31, 1994, who was forced to resign after remarking that she thought it would be appropriate to teach masturbation as an alternative to engaging in riskier sexual behavior.}

George's girlfriend's been on the rag so he's in the bathroom firing the Surgeon General.

by Android May 2, 2006

imma firin mah lazer

the firing of one's lazer

"imma chargin mah lazer"

"IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER. SHOOP DA WHOOP!"

by guitarherogod99 January 11, 2009

Firin em

The act of sending mass text messages to the same girl over and over when calling her would be a much easier solution.

Aust: Boy sherm who you firin em to over there?
Sherm: My main bitch Kelly... what's it to you?

by Borg22188 December 15, 2008

Frionce

a literal bitch. she's the type to be super loud but tell someone to keep quiet, also the type to copy homework and fail Maths. lies 24/7 and has an "abusive dad". says she has little money as her savings but somehow owns an iPhone 11. ironic ain't she? and a fucking hoe with literally a hundred exes. also the type to fake depression.

"Hey look, that's a Frionce!"

by i hate fries November 7, 2020

firing off some knuckle children

Coercing yourself to ejaculate through genitial manipulation.

Often times Chris will rub himself raw while firing off some knuckle children. He likes to punish his penis like he caught it breaking into his house.

by Stoggit October 21, 2005