Fireworxing

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the act of setting off small explosive devices to show that you love your country

Guy #1: Dude for the Fourth of July did go fireworxing?
Mr. Ingles: No I did not get a chance to.
Guy #1: LAME!

Fireworxing by Mr. Ingles August 5, 2008

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drive-by fireworking

When you throw fireworks out of a moving vehicle. Usually done in residential areas.

The Grand-Am was egged because it was speeding through the neighborhood while the occupants inside were drive-by fireworking.

drive-by fireworking by Mr. Salt July 10, 2006

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Firewooding

Stacking Ben Wa balls in your ass horizontal instead of vertical.

I can't believe how much firewooding Paul pulled off. I mean, how much money did he spend on Ben Wa balls? He has an incredibly gaping anus

Firewooding by DickDickington September 8, 2017

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Fireworking

The act of violently masturbating and jizzing into the night sky while simulating the noises of fireworks going off. Typically done on November 5th around a Bonfire

Person #1: hey, are you going Fireworking tonight, fam?

Person #2: yeah. This time I'll try not to burn my knob though

Fireworking by Blahblahblahusernamehumdydoo November 5, 2016

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firewooding

The act of cutting up a large piece of timber into firewood with a chainsaw or drop saw.

Firewooding the trunk only took one hour.

firewooding by sabtrader June 24, 2009

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Firefoxing

When a man tucks his ball sack into his anus, slightly resembling the Firefox logo.

"I gotta go wash my balls, me and Shelly were Firefoxing last night"

"Jack sat on his bicycle at a funny angle and accidentally Firefoxed himself"

Firefoxing by firefoxballsack1992 October 9, 2008

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Nomadic Fireworking

When someone has illegal fireworks, they go to one location, shoot them off, then another location, shoot more off, over and over. Doing this stops the cops from catching them if they were to stay on one place.

Boy: weren’t those guys shooting fireworks down the street?

Girl: yeah, but they’re up the road now, they are Nomadic Fireworking!

Nomadic Fireworking by Iced Liberal July 6, 2020

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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