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firewooding

The act of cutting up a large piece of timber into firewood with a chainsaw or drop saw.
Firewooding the trunk only took one hour.
firewooding by sabtrader June 24, 2009

drive-by fireworking 

When you throw fireworks out of a moving vehicle. Usually done in residential areas.
The Grand-Am was egged because it was speeding through the neighborhood while the occupants inside were drive-by fireworking.

firedooring 

A one sided relationship in which one person is usually being taken advantage of.

Variations: Firedoor, firedoored.
I keep texting this girl, but she only messages me when she wants something. I think she's firedooring me.
firedooring by Nikki Romero October 29, 2017

Fireworxing 

the act of setting off small explosive devices to show that you love your country
Guy #1: Dude for the Fourth of July did go fireworxing?
Mr. Ingles: No I did not get a chance to.
Guy #1: LAME!
Fireworxing by Mr. Ingles August 5, 2008

Fireworking 

The act of violently masturbating and jizzing into the night sky while simulating the noises of fireworks going off. Typically done on November 5th around a Bonfire
Person #1: hey, are you going Fireworking tonight, fam?

Person #2: yeah. This time I'll try not to burn my knob though

Nomadic Fireworking 

When someone has illegal fireworks, they go to one location, shoot them off, then another location, shoot more off, over and over. Doing this stops the cops from catching them if they were to stay on one place.
Boy: weren’t those guys shooting fireworks down the street?

Girl: yeah, but they’re up the road now, they are Nomadic Fireworking!
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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