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Finntarded

A person with has a strong arrogance, judgmentenal demeanor. Predominantly those of the Apostolic Luther faith, but is not limited to one religion or the other. Their view on life is limited to what is beyond their community, friends and anything outside of the Upper Peninsula or south of the Mackinaw Bridge. They may claim they can speak Finnish, however when talking to them it is like listening to the King James Bible. This has no reference to those from Finland, who have progressed beyond 1880. It is strictly related to those who migrated from Finland and established their rigid view on life and settled in the Upper Peninsula or other pockets of narrow minded individuals in the Mid-West
Finntared , Finntard. “Steve, is nothing but a Finntard” , “Dan is a Finntarded.” Just ignore them.
Finntarded by JustAnotherYooper November 18, 2025

fishtarded 

Someone or something who is excessively fishy or lacking in fishiness
"The Little Mermaid is fishtarded."
fishtarded by fishtales1010101 September 3, 2009
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Fitarded 

1. So athletically fit that even trying to comprehend some of the feats of athletism will make you feel retarded.

2. So athletically fit that other athletes look slow and/or challenged in compairison.
1.Fortunate for nobody ninjas are so fitarded that even gymnasts can't even flip out as hard as them.

2. That guy is really fitarded he can pretty much do anything.
Fitarded by Ninja Thompson March 18, 2010

funtarded 

a person that acts so retarded that theyre really fun to be around
Sam: last night was crazy I cant believe Bill streaked naked again...

Ann: Yeah hes so funtarded. I love it
funtarded by supadupa987 June 30, 2011

funtarded 

A combination of the words 'fun' and 'retarded'. Used to describe something that is blatantly retarded, yet fun at the same time.
Throwing stuff at each other is really funtarded.
funtarded by MAango November 1, 2003

funtarded 

A person who is mentally retarded and tends to make jokes that demonstrate their retardation.
Funtarded person: What if you gave birth to poop?
Normal person: You're retarded.
Funtarded person: I'm funtarded.
Normal person: ....no.

Funtarded person: You know who's cute?
Normal person: Who.
Funtarded person: Justin Bieber!
Normal person: ...
Funtarded person: I wanna pee on his face.
funtarded by funtardation April 21, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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