finnward

A male who is so aroused by other males, that upon seeing groups of them will jizz himself

Derek : Is that cum dripping down that dudes leg?
Tom : Yeah, when he saw us he busted everywhere, he's definitely a finnward

by waxhead2012 February 28, 2019

Finnard

Very smart and successful guy (he is good looking as well)

Look at that guy! That is a real Finnard!

by BTA_IYKYK January 29, 2023

Finntarded

A person with has a strong arrogance, judgmentenal demeanor. Predominantly those of the Apostolic Luther faith, but is not limited to one religion or the other. Their view on life is limited to what is beyond their community, friends and anything outside of the Upper Peninsula or south of the Mackinaw Bridge. They may claim they can speak Finnish, however when talking to them it is like listening to the King James Bible. This has no reference to those from Finland, who have progressed beyond 1880. It is strictly related to those who migrated from Finland and established their rigid view on life and settled in the Upper Peninsula or other pockets of narrow minded individuals in the Mid-West

Finntared , Finntard. “Steve, is nothing but a Finntard” , “Dan is a Finntarded.” Just ignore them.

by JustAnotherYooper November 18, 2025