Character in the Hunger Games trilogy by Suzanne Collins. From District 4 and won the 65th Hunger Games. He wields a trident. He is told many secrets. He's an extremely hot and sexy swimmer...and a very good lover. He's everyone's bed.
Katniss (Main Character): I get Peeta's buns in my oven for free.
Reader: Same with me except its Finnick's trident. Finnick Odair is my lover!
Uberly sexy District 4 dude from the Hunger Games with a trident and likes sugar cubes. Doesn't like wearing clothes, but it's okay because he's hot and he's the best gabriel ever.
Man, I wish I was Finnick because of his good looks, hot body, and all his women.
Finnick's like my idol, 'cause he gets frosting wasted and still looks hot.
A garbled, pidgin blend of American English, the Constitution, miscellaneous cherry-picked bible quotes, and frothing, paranoid ranting denoted by random use of capitalization and punctuation; usually the result of a brainfukt sovereign citizen.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.