Teresa is such a finickle eater. She ordered her subway sandwich with exactly 8 ounces of meat, dijon mustard, lettuce, no mayo or tomato, on a lightly toasted french croissant with the crusts cut off. Then when I brought it to her she decided she doesn't like sandwiches anymore.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'