finicum 

A garbled, pidgin blend of American English, the Constitution, miscellaneous cherry-picked bible quotes, and frothing, paranoid ranting denoted by random use of capitalization and punctuation; usually the result of a brainfukt sovereign citizen.

Those bird sanctuary occupiers are spewing a lot of finicum lately.

finicum by Baloo Uriza September 25, 2016

finicum 

To kill one's self via purposely aggravating or threatening law enforcement officials; suicide by cop. Named for the far-right domestic terrorist Robert Finicum, alias "LaVoy," who was killed by Oregon law enforcement after attempting to evade arrest and while reaching for a sidearm.

That dumb honkey just pulled a finicum!

finicum by Wolfish Grin October 3, 2016

finicum 

(v). To effectively choose to be executed by police officers, usually accomplished by attempting to go for a weapon when multiple officers have guns trained on you.

I could not bring myself to become an hero, so I started a traffic dispute where the police showed up and I just finicum'ed and got shot up.

finicum by Dirk Stroker's Stunt Double October 3, 2016

finicum 

suicide by cop

Rather than surrender, the perp walked into a hail of police bullets resulting in finicum.

finicum by grant apple October 14, 2016

finicum 

(n) The last little spurt that dribbles out after an orgasm; the opposite of precum; any insignificant or impotent finish to a noisy but unproductive pleasure..
(v) To try to draw a gun while multiple police officers are point weapons at you and telling you to surrender; to commit suicide by cop in an especially showy and stupid way; to do something pointlessly self-destructive out of a toxic mix of rage, arrogance and stupidity. Named after LeVoy Finicum, who set the standard.

(n) The Bundy Gang's orgy of self-stimulation ended with a little finicum in the snow.
(v) If you see red lights flashing in your mirror, don't finicum youself by doing anything stupid; just turn on your recorder, do as you are told, and if necessary, sue later.

finicum by rewinn October 9, 2016

finiculate

To acutely accent a peice of music by playing sharp, muted sounds. This is sometimes accomplished by right-hand muting of common stringed instruments such as guitar, fiddle or mandolin.

His mandolin solo was meticulously finiculated - it was sharp and clear!

finiculate by Robert Blanda November 26, 2005

finicular 

adjective: being finicky about particulars. This needn't be a garbled tautology. Though being particular about something is the same as being finicky about something, a finicky person isn't necessarily particular about particulars, but about all kinds of vague, trivial nonsense not generally considered particular. A finicky person NEEDN'T fuss over minutiae, as it is up to his own discretion what to, or what not to, fuss over.

(Whether the fussed-over object by some strange process is rendered particular in the mind of the finicular person is debatable - whether it changes from a general into a particular state).

Newscaster: 'Shoppers today at large vegetable marts across the country have been considerably less finicular, now that the President has declared a day-long flat-rate on all farm produce, in celebration of Carrot Day.

finicular by Bleypunkt April 29, 2009