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Filterfishing 

To lure someone on dating apps or social media with heavily filtered and edited photos. It’s you, but like... not really. Not quite catfishing, but almost.
His date showed up looking 10 years older and 40 lbs heavier. That girl went filterfishing.
Filterfishing by MContrary January 13, 2020

Mad Figgerish

Mad Figgerish is a term used to describe someone who is completely childish, talks while no one listens or cares, grunts continuously and makes countless unwanted sounds, reads news articles out loud, always uses an outside voice indoors, unexplainably says the word "coochie" often, mixes two random words to make up a so-called legitimate word, answers questions which are directed at other individuals - not yourself, and makes up answers without having a clue regarding accuracy or relevance. The term Mad Figgerish is derived from an actual person possessing all of the above qualities and attributes.
What the fuck are you talking about? Did you just use the word 'coochie' as a verb? Your dumb ass is Mad Figgerish!
Mad Figgerish by Ajuma July 14, 2011

Fingerish 

The mental state of acute focus on the qualities, or lack thereof, of any female present in the immediate vicinity. Typically, said focus is directed towards the breasts, buttocks, and facial features of the females at hand, and bares little to no interest in the personality of the female of interest. Said focus will not have any concern for any form of standards of attractiveness, and as such, any and all females present will be included. A state of "fingerishness" may or may not include the influence of alcohol, and as such, cannot be attributed to beer googles, but rather to the exceptionally low personal standards of the person said to be "fingerish".
Yeah, I know....she was absolutely disgusting. Five foot-two inches, 320 pounds with a lazy eye and a multiple knife wounds; not mention she smelled of rotten catfish and cheap whiskey. He still can't stop checkin' her out and he's not even drinking....my boy is feelin' awfully fingerish today.

Filmerism 

When an obscure observation or statement is made regarding something that has nothing to do with the original subject matter.
(While viewing a photograph of a drawing in a sketch book)

Randal: I drew this illustration in my sketchpad while there was no lights on! I used my cell phone as a light source!

Filmer: Fuck that!

Randal: Great, here comes the Filmerism.

filmer: I opened my sketch pad like this.

Randal: The fuck?
Filmerism by Jimbob McGrainer February 9, 2009

Figgerist 

Figgerist

1. One who grows figs for a living.
Farmer bob was a figgerist because he grew fig trees for a living.
Figgerist by HipsterGamer January 14, 2013

Fibberish 

(n) a soliloquy of incoherent falsehoods.
I knew Mort was talking fibberish when I overheard him tell his date that Mick Jagger went to his church.
Fibberish by f'd December 4, 2011