f'd's definitions

Ku Klux Glam

(adj) white trash with a dash of class. ie: wearing cowboy boots with a suit.

I hear Tyler uses organic conditioner on his mullet. He’s so Ku Klux Glam

by f'd December 4, 2011

Fibberish

(n) a soliloquy of incoherent falsehoods.

I knew Mort was talking fibberish when I overheard him tell his date that Mick Jagger went to his church.

by f'd December 4, 2011

tinkle fingers

(n) person who refuses to wash their hands after using the bathroom

More people would probably try Lupita's casserole if she wasn't a notorious tinkle fingers.

by f'd October 6, 2011

Bopox

-noun: freckle-like spotting that results from excessive Botox injections; often resembling chickenpox.

I’d much rather be wrinkled than have a face full of Bopox.

by f'd August 1, 2011

skilletus domesticus

noun: home skillet (Latin); friend, home boy, an acquaintance whom with you share the same home town.

What up skilletus domesticus, how you been?

by f'd August 1, 2011

Triple Fat Deuce

an unflushably monstrous turd

That triple fat deuce was so colossal it probably didn't even make a splash.

by f'd March 13, 2011

Persian Tooth Fairy

-noun: The act of using someone else’s bed to secretly engage in sexual intercourse. Instead of being properly discarded, the evidence (condoms, pubes, ect) is subsequently planted under the pillow of the oblivious mark.

Jim’s room was too dark to spot a wastebasket, so we just gave it the ol’ Persian Tooth Fairy and got out of Dodge.

by f'd January 12, 2011