-noun: The act of using someone else’s bed to secretly engage in sexual intercourse. Instead of being properly discarded, the evidence (condoms, pubes, ect) is subsequently planted under the pillow of the oblivious mark.
Jim’s room was too dark to spot a wastebasket, so we just gave it the ol’ Persian Tooth Fairy and got out of Dodge.
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-noun: a mythical world void of white people; the sensation experienced upon an excursion to such a place.
by f'd August 14, 2010
-verb: a short, jab-like strike to the breast. Primarily used to discipline; but can also be used in BDSM. Named for 'Family Matters' star Jaleel White (better known as Steve Urkel) who was once accused of punching a woman's breast implant.
-noun: an act or instance of Urkel Punching.
-noun: an act or instance of Urkel Punching.
(v) I knew she liked it rough, but I was shocked when she demanded to be Urkel Punched.
(n) Expecting the Chris Brown treatment, she covered her face in fear, leaving herself completely susceptible to the Urkel Punch.
(n) Expecting the Chris Brown treatment, she covered her face in fear, leaving herself completely susceptible to the Urkel Punch.
by f'd August 04, 2010
-noun: the stain-like residue left on a bed sheet by a menstruating woman; often undetected until the following morning, giving the sheet a striking resemblance to the Japanese flag.
Actually Reverend, I’ve found that Tide with stain release is second to none when it comes to removing those pesky Japanese Sunrises.
by f'd August 12, 2010
(n) a soliloquy of incoherent falsehoods.
I knew Mort was talking fibberish when I overheard him tell his date that Mick Jagger went to his church.
by f'd December 04, 2011