Filberto

Filbertos are usually short kings with the biggest pout this side of the border. Built like the Michelin Man or a Teletubby, but with the ferocity of a beaver. Filbertos commonly call themselves "Fili" (pronounced Philly, like the cheese). Filbertos love to stay active by pumping iron, roaming the lands for Pokemon, and walking to and from the fridge. Filberto is also a generous lad, like a Latin Santa Claus. His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and you better believe it, it's better than yours. Filbertos are connoisseurs of the finer things in life such as energy drinks and things that people leave behind.

"Woah dude! He's got some junk in the trunk! He must be a Filberto!"

Filberto by THICCLISHOUS JONES January 16, 2022

Filbert 

Filbert the most loving person on earth good looking any body is lucky to have him as a friend or special someone. Can't be disrespected by friends or anyone.

Girl #1 hey who's that kid
Girl #2 you mean Filbert the good looking guy
Girl #1 yeah him

Filbert by helloimanonymous12344 November 23, 2021

Filiberto 

Filiberto the most loving person on earth good looking any body is lucky to have him as a friend or special someone. Can't be disrespected by friends or anyone.

Girl #1 hey who's that kid
Girl #2 you mean Filiberto the good looking guy
Girl #1 yeah him

Filiberto by The kid nick March 29, 2017

Anal Filbert 

While in the act of mutual masturbation, shoving shelled peanuts or peanut M&Ms into the anus of your partner until he or she climaxes thus shitting out all of the peanuts or M&Ms.

Bro, I've been cleaning my house all day because I met this girl at the bar last night and she gave me the best anal filbert of my life, there was shit everywhere.

Anal Filbert by Sonny Bono December 27, 2005

filibertos 

An awesome place to eat with the best burritos and amazing tacos. You want freaking good mexican food? Go to Fili-B's! Place is good, especially when your drunk. The sizes satisfy.... mmm, mmm. mmm. Almost like making love.

Guy: Dude I'm hungry.
Bro: filibertos is 24 hrs and I'm high and wasted.
Guy: let's do it.
Bro: Hell yea, I'll drive.

filibertos by Mexican Salsa February 4, 2010

Filbert 

From the Animal Crossing series, known locally in Japan as “Ricky” and not to be confused with the character of same name from Rocko’s Modern Life.

Filbert is a blue, lazy squirrel boy who constantly blushes. Not that it bothers me, but whatever. He has appeared in every Animal Crossing game to date. His birthday is on June 3rd.

Filbert used to be a slight bit of a femboy back then. Prior to Animal Crossing: New Leaf, he was wearing a dress if I recall correctly. In New Leaf, he wore a checkered shirt, and in New Horizons he wore a sweater with a tree on it.

In addition, he REALLY likes food. At least that’s what I’ve heard in Pocket Camp. Don’t worry, he doesn’t eat too much, at least I hope.

It’s possible that he may be a fan of Camellia’s music.

person 1: Damn, Filbert is dummy thicc!
person 2: Even more than that poser Ankha!

Filbert by Mister Midori November 27, 2022

Filbert 

1. a species of hazel trees or shrubs (filbert nut is also an alternative name for hazelnut)

2. a first name usually reserved for dorks or people who lived like a billion years ago (mainly the 18-19th century)

3. a blue squirrel from the popular Nintendo franchise of Animal Crossing, i want to bash his stupid fucking face in

1.

dude: boy do i love to eat filbert nuts
dude 2: what the fuck are you talking about

2.

Peter Filbert was the first mayor of the city of Reading, Pennsylvania

3.
Filbert always has this dumbass look on his face, and he has pink cheeks so he looks like a faggot

Filbert by Punchy_207 June 7, 2022