Gemm

slang term mainly used in southeastern Texas to describe one who pretends to be straight, but is in reality a huge homo.
Gary is a huge gemm, he tries to act like he's seen many'a pussy in his day, even though all he's seen is pickles.
by Punchy_207 June 17, 2022
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Chemistry Class

the worst 50 minutes of what i'm sure is everybody's day, the teacher is a damn fascist and he smells like an AA meeting

you get to learn about such worthwhile and useable topics in everyday life such as... the mass of an atom, or, OR *gasp*... THE NUMBER OF ELECTRONS IN LITHIUM!

the worst part about chemistry class is that its out of the way of literally every other class, you gotta walk for 40 years in the desert to get to the god damn class, expect many tardies.
I want to cut my Chemistry Class teacher's penis off so that his now- upheld offspring dont have to put up with his shit
by Punchy_207 September 28, 2022
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Steve Urkel Syndrome

Steve Urkel Syndrome is a disorder in which the suspect has an extreme, almost creepy, infatuation with a person who does not wish to engage in romance with the suspect, even attempting to actively avoid them. Common symptoms include: obsessive tendencies, dressing like a dork, social ineptness, snorting, and stalking.

Steve Urkel Syndrome is named after the Family Matters character Steve Urkel, who had a serious lust for Laura Winslow, who absolutely despised Steve Urkel until the later seasons, in which they became an item.
many stalkers and rapists exhibit Steve Urkel Syndrome towards their victims.
by Punchy_207 June 10, 2022
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Urban Dictionary Tryhard

A person who spends a lot of time trying to perfectly define a word/term on Urban Dictionary, spendings minutes upon hours trying to make their definition extremely long, and at the end of the day it sucks.
by Punchy_207 June 19, 2022
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Japaninny

a homosexual Japanese/East Asian man, typically of the twink variety
Kenji is an obsolute Japaninny, after having given Oriental Oral to Todd, after all
by Punchy_207 October 15, 2022
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high school roaches

1. roaches (remains of a blunt) that have been held on to by the owner since/during high school, for use at a later date, usually due to a high concentration that gathers at the roach's tip with age, and it gives a tense high when smoked. but smoking it is apparently worse for you than smoking a normal joint cause it fucks up your lungs worse or something

2. track 5 on the Bass Drum of Death album GB City... some punkass named Shawnee stole his high school roaches or something
1. I've held on to these roaches since i was in 11th grade... i'll get a mad high off this fuckin thing

2.

"I ran out of time
My hand gave you mine
You said you're to go
I'd write you a song?
Now I'm in my line
What can you do wrong?
What can you do wrong?
Feelin it with me, Shawnee
Feelin it with me, Shawnee
Gimme back my high school roaches
Gimme back my high school roaches" -Bass Drum of Death, 2011
by Punchy_207 May 11, 2022
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mrmpht

the initial phrase of Punchy from the Animal Crossing franchise
Punchy: What's shaking, mrmpht?
by Punchy_207 April 27, 2021
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