14 definitions by Punchy_207
rc cola has cost only 99 cents for a two liter for like the past decade, and tastes really good... the only bad thing about it is it goes flat kind of quick
by Punchy_207 May 22, 2022
1. roaches (remains of a blunt) that have been held on to by the owner since/during high school, for use at a later date, usually due to a high concentration that gathers at the roach's tip with age, and it gives a tense high when smoked. but smoking it is apparently worse for you than smoking a normal joint cause it fucks up your lungs worse or something
2. track 5 on the Bass Drum of Death album GB City... some punkass named Shawnee stole his high school roaches or something
2. track 5 on the Bass Drum of Death album GB City... some punkass named Shawnee stole his high school roaches or something
1. I've held on to these roaches since i was in 11th grade... i'll get a mad high off this fuckin thing
2.
"I ran out of time
My hand gave you mine
You said you're to go
I'd write you a song?
Now I'm in my line
What can you do wrong?
What can you do wrong?
Feelin it with me, Shawnee
Feelin it with me, Shawnee
Gimme back my high school roaches
Gimme back my high school roaches" -Bass Drum of Death, 2011
2.
"I ran out of time
My hand gave you mine
You said you're to go
I'd write you a song?
Now I'm in my line
What can you do wrong?
What can you do wrong?
Feelin it with me, Shawnee
Feelin it with me, Shawnee
Gimme back my high school roaches
Gimme back my high school roaches" -Bass Drum of Death, 2011
by Punchy_207 May 11, 2022
Thanks a lot Michelle Obama...
school lunch is essentially made up of food that even dollar tree would refuse to sell. Regularly consisting of overcooked soggy chicken patty between a bun that dates back to the paleolithic age... BUT WAIT, THERES OTHER OPTIONS TOO!
-a hamburger thats probably has more yeast then the bun itself... why is it dark purple?
-mashed potatoes that literally STICK TO THE BOTTOMS OF THE TABLES, word of advice... never touch down there.
-fruit that smells more meaty than the actual meat, but is in the end just improperly stored fruit so it tastes ok i guess...
-raw vegetables stolen from the rabbits at PetSmart, i heard that someone found a dead roach in the brocolli once
-mac and cheese thats more watery than retirement home coffee, and is somehow greenish in tinge some days
-the hot dog is actually ok... suspiciously ok...
-i've never actually eaten the school's pizza before, but people seem to like it so i guess its ok
-nacho cheese that stinks up the whole cafeteria and smells like rat piss mixed with an old woman's pad
in conclusion, do what i do and just pack your own damn lunch, because trust me eating that crap will probably give you a brain tumor or something
school lunch is essentially made up of food that even dollar tree would refuse to sell. Regularly consisting of overcooked soggy chicken patty between a bun that dates back to the paleolithic age... BUT WAIT, THERES OTHER OPTIONS TOO!
-a hamburger thats probably has more yeast then the bun itself... why is it dark purple?
-mashed potatoes that literally STICK TO THE BOTTOMS OF THE TABLES, word of advice... never touch down there.
-fruit that smells more meaty than the actual meat, but is in the end just improperly stored fruit so it tastes ok i guess...
-raw vegetables stolen from the rabbits at PetSmart, i heard that someone found a dead roach in the brocolli once
-mac and cheese thats more watery than retirement home coffee, and is somehow greenish in tinge some days
-the hot dog is actually ok... suspiciously ok...
-i've never actually eaten the school's pizza before, but people seem to like it so i guess its ok
-nacho cheese that stinks up the whole cafeteria and smells like rat piss mixed with an old woman's pad
in conclusion, do what i do and just pack your own damn lunch, because trust me eating that crap will probably give you a brain tumor or something
Miguel: boy oh boy do i love school lunch... but recently i got this weird dark splotch on my skin
Mikhail: i did too maybe it was something in the school lunch hamburgers...
(they both died 2 days later of the bubonic plague)
Mikhail: i did too maybe it was something in the school lunch hamburgers...
(they both died 2 days later of the bubonic plague)
by Punchy_207 May 10, 2022
if youve ever wanted to act like a jackass in front of your peers AND be at school in the evening when you dont have to... the high school dance is for you. Usually taking place in the musky ass gym or the broken glass covered parking lot, the high school dance contains such wonders as: mumble rap and repetitive pop music blared ad nauseum, shitty catered food from the downwind mexican restaurant with 2 stars on yelp, a bunch of horned up pizza faced jocks getting grinded on by slutty herpes-ridden cheerleaders, socially inept dorks huddled in a corner probably gaying out, a DJ who's had too much to drink, the wafting scent of bath and body works perfume and axe body spray, and general chaos formed by a mass of fucked up highschoolers. If you like one or all of these things, get some help... or attend the next high school dance!
Moe: I went to the homecoming high school dance last fall, it sucked fuck. Some asshole bumped into me, and i spilled the rank ass taco i had to spend 6 dollars to get.
Glen: Did you atleast get to score with one of the cheerleader sluts?
Moe: Fuck no, they all have herpes!
Glen: Did you atleast get to score with one of the cheerleader sluts?
Moe: Fuck no, they all have herpes!
by Punchy_207 May 8, 2022
by Punchy_207 April 27, 2021
1. a species of hazel trees or shrubs (filbert nut is also an alternative name for hazelnut)
2. a first name usually reserved for dorks or people who lived like a billion years ago (mainly the 18-19th century)
3. a blue squirrel from the popular Nintendo franchise of Animal Crossing, i want to bash his stupid fucking face in
2. a first name usually reserved for dorks or people who lived like a billion years ago (mainly the 18-19th century)
3. a blue squirrel from the popular Nintendo franchise of Animal Crossing, i want to bash his stupid fucking face in
1.
dude: boy do i love to eat filbert nuts
dude 2: what the fuck are you talking about
2.
Peter Filbert was the first mayor of the city of Reading, Pennsylvania
3.
Filbert always has this dumbass look on his face, and he has pink cheeks so he looks like a faggot
dude: boy do i love to eat filbert nuts
dude 2: what the fuck are you talking about
2.
Peter Filbert was the first mayor of the city of Reading, Pennsylvania
3.
Filbert always has this dumbass look on his face, and he has pink cheeks so he looks like a faggot
by Punchy_207 June 7, 2022
when you wear basketball shorts or other thin bottomwear and sit on the weird ass cafeteria stool things for a while... you get up from the stool and see a little sweat mark left by your nutsack and/or ass, which quickly fades
dude, I was getting up to throw away my shitty ass school lunch and i noticed i made a HUGE School Cafeteria Kiss on the stool thing
by Punchy_207 September 9, 2022