14 definitions by Punchy_207
1. roaches (remains of a blunt) that have been held on to by the owner since/during high school, for use at a later date, usually due to a high concentration that gathers at the roach's tip with age, and it gives a tense high when smoked. but smoking it is apparently worse for you than smoking a normal joint cause it fucks up your lungs worse or something
2. track 5 on the Bass Drum of Death album GB City... some punkass named Shawnee stole his high school roaches or something
2. track 5 on the Bass Drum of Death album GB City... some punkass named Shawnee stole his high school roaches or something
1. I've held on to these roaches since i was in 11th grade... i'll get a mad high off this fuckin thing
2.
"I ran out of time
My hand gave you mine
You said you're to go
I'd write you a song?
Now I'm in my line
What can you do wrong?
What can you do wrong?
Feelin it with me, Shawnee
Feelin it with me, Shawnee
Gimme back my high school roaches
Gimme back my high school roaches" -Bass Drum of Death, 2011
2.
"I ran out of time
My hand gave you mine
You said you're to go
I'd write you a song?
Now I'm in my line
What can you do wrong?
What can you do wrong?
Feelin it with me, Shawnee
Feelin it with me, Shawnee
Gimme back my high school roaches
Gimme back my high school roaches" -Bass Drum of Death, 2011
by Punchy_207 May 11, 2022
1. a species of hazel trees or shrubs (filbert nut is also an alternative name for hazelnut)
2. a first name usually reserved for dorks or people who lived like a billion years ago (mainly the 18-19th century)
3. a blue squirrel from the popular Nintendo franchise of Animal Crossing, i want to bash his stupid fucking face in
2. a first name usually reserved for dorks or people who lived like a billion years ago (mainly the 18-19th century)
3. a blue squirrel from the popular Nintendo franchise of Animal Crossing, i want to bash his stupid fucking face in
1.
dude: boy do i love to eat filbert nuts
dude 2: what the fuck are you talking about
2.
Peter Filbert was the first mayor of the city of Reading, Pennsylvania
3.
Filbert always has this dumbass look on his face, and he has pink cheeks so he looks like a faggot
dude: boy do i love to eat filbert nuts
dude 2: what the fuck are you talking about
2.
Peter Filbert was the first mayor of the city of Reading, Pennsylvania
3.
Filbert always has this dumbass look on his face, and he has pink cheeks so he looks like a faggot
by Punchy_207 June 7, 2022
when you wear basketball shorts or other thin bottomwear and sit on the weird ass cafeteria stool things for a while... you get up from the stool and see a little sweat mark left by your nutsack and/or ass, which quickly fades
dude, I was getting up to throw away my shitty ass school lunch and i noticed i made a HUGE School Cafeteria Kiss on the stool thing
by Punchy_207 September 9, 2022
A person who spends a lot of time trying to perfectly define a word/term on Urban Dictionary, spendings minutes upon hours trying to make their definition extremely long, and at the end of the day it sucks.
by Punchy_207 June 19, 2022
Steve Urkel Syndrome is a disorder in which the suspect has an extreme, almost creepy, infatuation with a person who does not wish to engage in romance with the suspect, even attempting to actively avoid them. Common symptoms include: obsessive tendencies, dressing like a dork, social ineptness, snorting, and stalking.
Steve Urkel Syndrome is named after the Family Matters character Steve Urkel, who had a serious lust for Laura Winslow, who absolutely despised Steve Urkel until the later seasons, in which they became an item.
Steve Urkel Syndrome is named after the Family Matters character Steve Urkel, who had a serious lust for Laura Winslow, who absolutely despised Steve Urkel until the later seasons, in which they became an item.
by Punchy_207 June 10, 2022
the worst 50 minutes of what i'm sure is everybody's day, the teacher is a damn fascist and he smells like an AA meeting
you get to learn about such worthwhile and useable topics in everyday life such as... the mass of an atom, or, OR *gasp*... THE NUMBER OF ELECTRONS IN LITHIUM!
the worst part about chemistry class is that its out of the way of literally every other class, you gotta walk for 40 years in the desert to get to the god damn class, expect many tardies.
you get to learn about such worthwhile and useable topics in everyday life such as... the mass of an atom, or, OR *gasp*... THE NUMBER OF ELECTRONS IN LITHIUM!
the worst part about chemistry class is that its out of the way of literally every other class, you gotta walk for 40 years in the desert to get to the god damn class, expect many tardies.
I want to cut my Chemistry Class teacher's penis off so that his now- upheld offspring dont have to put up with his shit
by Punchy_207 September 29, 2022
a variant of "bitch quit ridin my ass" that may be said in a fast-food/restaurant context (hamburgers have buns, heehee)
Lad: *gets home after a hard days work at... white castle*
Lady: YOU HAVE TO VACCUUM THE FLOOR TODAY ITS A TERRIBLE MESS THEN YOU HAVE TO DO THE DISHES AND MAKE LONG BORING LOVE TO ME
Lad: bitch get off my hamburgers, i just stepped into the door
Lady: YOU HAVE TO VACCUUM THE FLOOR TODAY ITS A TERRIBLE MESS THEN YOU HAVE TO DO THE DISHES AND MAKE LONG BORING LOVE TO ME
Lad: bitch get off my hamburgers, i just stepped into the door
by Punchy_207 February 14, 2023