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Filiberto 

Filiberto the most loving person on earth good looking any body is lucky to have him as a friend or special someone. Can't be disrespected by friends or anyone.
Girl #1 hey who's that kid
Girl #2 you mean Filiberto the good looking guy
Girl #1 yeah him
Filiberto by The kid nick March 29, 2017
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Filiberto 

Filiberto's are usually short kings with the biggest pout this side of the border. Built like the Michelin Man or a Teletubby, but with the ferocity of a beaver. Filiberto’s come from long lineages and are often a “the II, the III, and etc”. Filiberto's commonly call themselves or others place upon them the nickname: ‘Fili’ (pronounced Philly, like the cheese). Filiberto’s love to stay active by pumping iron, roaming the lands for Pokemon, and walking to and from the local Mexican food establishment. Filiberto is also a generous lad, like a Latin Santa Claus. His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and you better believe it, it's better than yours. Filiberto's are connoisseurs of the finer things in life such as energy drinks, carne asada fries, wine, and things that people leave behind. Filiberto’s also have huge hearts and are hung with donkey dongs.
"Woah dude! He's got some junk in the trunk! He must be a Filiberto!"

“He was the most loyal and generous friend I’ve ever had with a heart of pure gold. He has the characteristics of a Filiberto.”

“He fought with ferocity and courage I’d never seen before! Without him we would’ve lost the Battle Of The Bulge. Filiberto’s make the finest soldiers we’ve ever seen, I’ve had the honor of fighting alongside him since we jumped into Normandy. Without Filiberto Allied Victory and liberation wouldn’t have been possible.”

“Is he eating carne asada fries?! Is that a huge budge in his pants!? Bro that’s Filiberto!”

Filiberto 

Filiberto's are usually short kings with the biggest pout this side of the border. Built like the Michelin Man or a Teletubby, but with the ferocity of a beaver. Filiberto’s come from long lineages and are often a “the II, the III, and etc”. Filiberto's commonly call themselves or others place upon them the nickname: ‘Fili’ (pronounced Philly, like the cheese). Filiberto’s love to stay active by pumping iron, roaming the lands for Pokemon, and walking to and from the local Mexican food establishment. Filiberto is also a generous lad, like a Latin Santa Claus. His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and you better believe it, it's better than yours. Filiberto's are connoisseurs of the finer things in life such as energy drinks, carne asada fries, wine, and things that people leave behind. Filiberto’s also have huge hearts and are hung with donkey dongs.
"Woah dude! He's got some junk in the trunk! He must be a Filiberto!"

“He was the most loyal and generous friend I’ve ever had with a heart of pure gold. He has the characteristics of a Filiberto.”

“He fought with ferocity and courage I’d never seen before! Without him we would’ve lost the Battle Of The Bulge. Filiberto’s make the finest soldiers we’ve ever seen, I’ve had the honor of fighting alongside him since we jumped into Normandy. Without Filiberto Allied Victory and liberation wouldn’t have been possible.”

“Is he eating carne asada fries?! Is that a huge budge in his pants!? Bro that’s Filiberto!”
Filbert the most loving person on earth good looking any body is lucky to have him as a friend or special someone. Can't be disrespected by friends or anyone.
Girl #1 hey who's that kid
Girl #2 you mean Filbert the good looking guy
Girl #1 yeah him
Filbert by helloimanonymous12344 November 23, 2021

Anal Filbert 

While in the act of mutual masturbation, shoving shelled peanuts or peanut M&Ms into the anus of your partner until he or she climaxes thus shitting out all of the peanuts or M&Ms.
Bro, I've been cleaning my house all day because I met this girl at the bar last night and she gave me the best anal filbert of my life, there was shit everywhere.
Anal Filbert by Sonny Bono December 27, 2005

Filibeano 

Allison's mom is Filipino, and her dad is Mexican, this makes her a Filibeano
Filibeano by usmell719 December 21, 2008

filibertos 

An awesome place to eat with the best burritos and amazing tacos. You want freaking good mexican food? Go to Fili-B's! Place is good, especially when your drunk. The sizes satisfy.... mmm, mmm. mmm. Almost like making love.
Guy: Dude I'm hungry.
Bro: filibertos is 24 hrs and I'm high and wasted.
Guy: let's do it.
Bro: Hell yea, I'll drive.
filibertos by Mexican Salsa February 4, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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