The sexual act of receiving oral pleasure while taking a shit (blumkin) in a port-a-potty.
Dude, Jake totally got a filbert in that Johnny on the Spot outside Quick Shop last night." "Fucking pervs."
by TheCompound1341 July 11, 2011
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The slightly more humorous version of a cantankerous old grump who thinks that everything was better in "his" day. Sighting a Filbert is usually a rare event, witnessed briefly by only a few lucky individuals and forgotten just as quickly. A Filbert can bring light and joy to everyday situations before inevitably disappearing and plunging the world back into a steaming pile of turd.
"Hey bro did you see Filbert the other day? Life was briefly amazing and then it was shit again..."
by Filbert McGrumpy March 26, 2019
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Fish Fillet
Fillet’o Fish
Big fat bird
🎵Filbert the big fat bird🎶
by ass+ass+in=Assassin December 2, 2019
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While in the act of mutual masturbation, shoving shelled peanuts or peanut M&Ms into the anus of your partner until he or she climaxes thus shitting out all of the peanuts or M&Ms.
Bro, I've been cleaning my house all day because I met this girl at the bar last night and she gave me the best anal filbert of my life, there was shit everywhere.
by Sonny Bono December 27, 2005
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A person thats so selfish he can fill the whole earth with his selfishness alone, littelary the person that you would least want to meet. But they can also be caring and kind to some people if the guy is mean to you he does not like you at all :)
I hate that guy name Filbert he is the worse!
by Kirisaki Kirai November 23, 2021
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Filbert the most loving person on earth good looking any body is lucky to have him as a friend or special someone. Can't be disrespected by friends or anyone.
Girl #1 hey who's that kid
Girl #2 you mean Filbert the good looking guy
Girl #1 yeah him
by helloimanonymous12344 November 23, 2021
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