Dude, Jake totally got a filbert in that Johnny on the Spot outside Quick Shop last night." "Fucking pervs."
by TheCompound1341 July 10, 2011
The slightly more humorous version of a cantankerous old grump who thinks that everything was better in "his" day. Sighting a Filbert is usually a rare event, witnessed briefly by only a few lucky individuals and forgotten just as quickly. A Filbert can bring light and joy to everyday situations before inevitably disappearing and plunging the world back into a steaming pile of turd.
by Filbert McGrumpy March 26, 2019
by ass+ass+in=Assassin December 01, 2019
While in the act of mutual masturbation, shoving shelled peanuts or peanut M&Ms into the anus of your partner until he or she climaxes thus shitting out all of the peanuts or M&Ms.
Bro, I've been cleaning my house all day because I met this girl at the bar last night and she gave me the best anal filbert of my life, there was shit everywhere.
by Sonny Bono December 27, 2005
by Long Dick John Son July 12, 2018