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Figwart is a word of power commonly used by individuals suffering from erectile disfunction and brain death to worship their deity. Figwart cannot be described with words, it is a concept similar to Brahman in Hinduism, or perhaps the idea of eternity. Boundlessness has no beginning, and thus follows that it can have no conceivable end. The true power of this word is that it lacks a true meaning, it does not contain any malice or love, it lacks any substance. It is a word of judgement, used to signal the demise of reason and humanity in the speaker of the word.

It is also heavily used in in-game voice chats to silence the bitching of angry people. Studies find the most successful tune for the word is Bastille's Pompeii.
Exasperated teammate: CAN YOU PUSSIES DO ANYTHING??? FUCKING PUSH YOU NI-
Handsome Figma enjoyer: FIG FIGWART, FIGWART, FIG FIGWART, FIGWART, FIG FIGWART, FIGWART, FIG
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Fogwarts 

(n.) Just this stony village you end up in...
I took three bong rips back to back, snorted a line of flu powder and ended up in Dumbledore's office at Fogwarts
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A: that fag wont accept the fact that im straight.
B: fagwart!
fagwart by MoChrAnge June 17, 2010
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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