Figwart

Figwart is a word of power commonly used by individuals suffering from erectile disfunction and brain death to worship their deity. Figwart cannot be described with words, it is a concept similar to Brahman in Hinduism, or perhaps the idea of eternity. Boundlessness has no beginning, and thus follows that it can have no conceivable end. The true power of this word is that it lacks a true meaning, it does not contain any malice or love, it lacks any substance. It is a word of judgement, used to signal the demise of reason and humanity in the speaker of the word.

It is also heavily used in in-game voice chats to silence the bitching of angry people. Studies find the most successful tune for the word is Bastille's Pompeii.

Exasperated teammate: CAN YOU PUSSIES DO ANYTHING??? FUCKING PUSH YOU NI-
Handsome Figma enjoyer: FIG FIGWART, FIGWART, FIG FIGWART, FIGWART, FIG FIGWART, FIGWART, FIG

Figwart by Preacher of Figwart June 2, 2022

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Fogwarts

(n.) Just this stony village you end up in...

I took three bong rips back to back, snorted a line of flu powder and ended up in Dumbledore's office at Fogwarts

Fogwarts by Fog Captain and Mr. Blizzled December 21, 2010

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Figwart • fagwart • Fogwarts

fagwart

a fag that wont go away

A: that fag wont accept the fact that im straight.
B: fagwart!

fagwart by MoChrAnge June 17, 2010

Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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