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A person in a romantic relationship with another person of the same sex but having no desire to be physically involved with each other.
I love that figit but I don't want his wanky in my pooper.

My figit has beautiful large chi chis but I don't want to suck on them.
Figit by sexmow April 28, 2010
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1. a piece of shit that cant pronounce fagot and cant say Simpsons

2. a little retarted boy that is usually around the age of 9 and has A.D.D.

3. A kid who can not play madden 10 and so he Hail Marys every play
a little retarted boy in seaford is a huge figit figit figit( spazing out)
Figit by brother-of-the-retard December 28, 2009
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figit spinners 

The new and improved generation of retarded children.

figit spinner

It's a toy for kids that have ADHD. Its a hand toy that u spin and adds a breeze feeling which gets addicting. They sell them at 7-Eleven and other gas stations for about $10
Aye Dicky is selling them figit spinners at lunch for $10.
figit spinner by Jellyfam_uzi May 21, 2017

adult figit spinner 

When a woman suspended herself in the air and the man laying under her put his penis in her mouth and begins to spin her
Bro we and my girl were just playing adult figit spinner
adult figit spinner by Radude6969 November 13, 2017

idjit figit 

1 a clumsy action

2 a completely incompetent person
3 an exclamation of surprise / annoyance

Example:
1 I was walking down the street and fell over . Such an idjit figit moment !
2 *Lucy kicks Izzy * Izzy mutters : "Lucy's such an idjit figit !"
3 I forgot my idjit figit bag ! / Idjit figit ! I forgot my bag !
idjit figit by geko14 February 19, 2015

Fight tactics 

a calculated action, move or strategy one or both partners may use as leverage designed to gain a specific advantage or to end an argument or disagreement.
Jo overheard her boyfriend Byron tell his boys to get out of an argument your fight tactics have to be on point.
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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