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figitated 

The state of being fidgety and agitated (and/or irritated).
Bubby figitated, as he was on his fourth Jolt while waiting for his spouse to get ready for the evening. He should just relax. They were already an hour late, and another 10 minutes won't make a damn bit of difference anyway.
figitated by Bubby Well October 25, 2009
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Fragitated 

Getiing very agitated or frustrated
God this computer is makeing me so fragitated
Fragitated by Pudgebutts July 9, 2007

fagitated 

Acting stupid or gay somewhat to a fag
Jade: Did you see kelsea and ember acting stupid last night?

Kendra: yeah, they're sooo fagitated!
fagitated by Ronnie Doich May 22, 2009

Fagitate 

To seriously mull something over; to descend deep into thought.
I must fagitate a little longer before I can produce a better example.
Fagitate by Paynekiller September 15, 2009

orally fixiated. 

a girl who is superb at giving blow jobs. Or a guy who is awsome at mucking the barn. Also known as "eating out".
Bro, Emily is definitely orally fixiated. Get on that.
orally fixiated. by daddysupreme December 11, 2010

FINICATED 

Done with it. Made it done. Finish business
I Got the money Finicated in my pocket

The job is Finicated
FINICATED by Flavorioux July 17, 2010

Faggitated 

when a player of a video game who is new to the game (otherwise known as a noob), gets very angry and agitated because they don't like the game, and the start to sound like an arguing homosexual couple.
there was this noob on DOTA who was so faggitated, he rage quit
Faggitated by sty123 September 7, 2015
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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