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1. a piece of shit that cant pronounce fagot and cant say Simpsons

2. a little retarted boy that is usually around the age of 9 and has A.D.D.

3. A kid who can not play madden 10 and so he Hail Marys every play
a little retarted boy in seaford is a huge figit figit figit( spazing out)
Figit by brother-of-the-retard December 28, 2009
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figit spinners 

The new and improved generation of retarded children.

figit spinner

It's a toy for kids that have ADHD. Its a hand toy that u spin and adds a breeze feeling which gets addicting. They sell them at 7-Eleven and other gas stations for about $10
Aye Dicky is selling them figit spinners at lunch for $10.
figit spinner by Jellyfam_uzi May 21, 2017

adult figit spinner 

When a woman suspended herself in the air and the man laying under her put his penis in her mouth and begins to spin her
Bro we and my girl were just playing adult figit spinner
adult figit spinner by Radude6969 November 13, 2017

idjit figit 

1 a clumsy action

2 a completely incompetent person
3 an exclamation of surprise / annoyance

Example:
1 I was walking down the street and fell over . Such an idjit figit moment !
2 *Lucy kicks Izzy * Izzy mutters : "Lucy's such an idjit figit !"
3 I forgot my idjit figit bag ! / Idjit figit ! I forgot my bag !
idjit figit by geko14 February 19, 2015

Fight tactics 

a calculated action, move or strategy one or both partners may use as leverage designed to gain a specific advantage or to end an argument or disagreement.
Jo overheard her boyfriend Byron tell his boys to get out of an argument your fight tactics have to be on point.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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