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Fiddleyfuck 

Oh, fiddleyfuck -- my curtain is on fire!
Fiddleyfuck by Monkeybuttlove October 20, 2010

Fiddley doobing 

Having creepy sex in the back of a car with a hot little morsel.
Robs dad: I know you were in the back seat of my bronco fiddley doobing with that girl!

Rob: no dad I wasn’t I swear.
Robs dad: then whose condom rappers are these?
Rob: Moms?
Fiddley doobing by SNAKS November 8, 2019

Fiddley Nu 

Short for 'Fiddling in the Nude'. A group activity where all participants get naked and proceed to fiddle with themselves and others around them in a sexual manner.

There is no limitation to the amount of people who can fiddley nu at any one time. Fiddley nu can even be conducted alone if necessary.
Simon: "Wanna get naked?"
Jono: "Fiddley Nuuuuu!!!!"
Simon: "Fiddley Nuuuuu!!!!"
Conor: "Wait for me! I want in on the fiddley nu too!"
Fiddley Nu by UrbanCondor March 4, 2009

russian fiddleblast 

When you stick an rpg rocket up a women’s vagina, cover her in gasoline and stick a match up her ass.
Ima Russian fiddleblast your first born.

fiddlebit 

A "CrackHeaded" Way To Call Someone Or Something A Fucking Bitch. Origins Lie In Kenosha,WI.
"Yo Nigga U A FiddleBit"
or
"Damn This Game's A FiddleBit"
fiddlebit by Zach Hoselton September 15, 2007

fiddley-fart

(can be used as noun,verb or adj. singular or plural)
no sense or value of time, wandering, lost, a waste,a way to start an arguement with the wife
1.) Man that dipshit isn't doing nothing but fiddley-farting around.
2.) Hey that ain't worth a shitload of fiddley-farts.
3.) Alrite bitch, quit fiddely-farting around and fix my dinner !!!!!
fiddley-fart by woody August 11, 2003