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Fiddleyfuck 

Oh, fiddleyfuck -- my curtain is on fire!
Fiddleyfuck by Monkeybuttlove October 20, 2010

Fiddley doobing 

Having creepy sex in the back of a car with a hot little morsel.
Robs dad: I know you were in the back seat of my bronco fiddley doobing with that girl!

Rob: no dad I wasn’t I swear.
Robs dad: then whose condom rappers are these?
Rob: Moms?
Fiddley doobing by SNAKS November 8, 2019

Fiddley Nu 

Short for 'Fiddling in the Nude'. A group activity where all participants get naked and proceed to fiddle with themselves and others around them in a sexual manner.

There is no limitation to the amount of people who can fiddley nu at any one time. Fiddley nu can even be conducted alone if necessary.
Simon: "Wanna get naked?"
Jono: "Fiddley Nuuuuu!!!!"
Simon: "Fiddley Nuuuuu!!!!"
Conor: "Wait for me! I want in on the fiddley nu too!"
Fiddley Nu by UrbanCondor March 4, 2009

russian fiddleblast 

When you stick an rpg rocket up a women’s vagina, cover her in gasoline and stick a match up her ass.
Ima Russian fiddleblast your first born.

fiddlebit 

A "CrackHeaded" Way To Call Someone Or Something A Fucking Bitch. Origins Lie In Kenosha,WI.
"Yo Nigga U A FiddleBit"
or
"Damn This Game's A FiddleBit"
fiddlebit by Zach Hoselton September 15, 2007

fiddley-fart

(can be used as noun,verb or adj. singular or plural)
no sense or value of time, wandering, lost, a waste,a way to start an arguement with the wife
1.) Man that dipshit isn't doing nothing but fiddley-farting around.
2.) Hey that ain't worth a shitload of fiddley-farts.
3.) Alrite bitch, quit fiddely-farting around and fix my dinner !!!!!
fiddley-fart by woody August 11, 2003
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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