fiddley-fart

(can be used as noun,verb or adj. singular or plural)
no sense or value of time, wandering, lost, a waste,a way to start an arguement with the wife

1.) Man that dipshit isn't doing nothing but fiddley-farting around.
2.) Hey that ain't worth a shitload of fiddley-farts.
3.) Alrite bitch, quit fiddely-farting around and fix my dinner !!!!!

fiddley-fart by woody August 11, 2003

fiddle fart 

Doing nothing important, not doing what one is supposed to be doing according to action asked upon.

Whould ya'll stop fiddle farting around and get that trash taken out.

What are you doing? Fiddle farten around.

fiddle fart by Tim Griffith December 11, 2004

fiddle-fart 

to play, or mess around when one is supposed to be doing something more productive.

Nathan! Stop fiddle-farting, and come take out the trash!

fiddle-fart by obiwon123 March 1, 2011

Fiddle fart assing

To waste time doing anything and everything other than what you're supposed to be currently doing.

You boys better quit fiddle fart assing around and finish your homework.

Fiddle fart assing by Ratcliff Grove Warrior November 20, 2017

yellow spotted fiddle fart 

a fart so loud and messy that it leaves yellow spots on your underwear and sounds a little like a fiddle being played under water.

Dude, what was up with that yellow spotted fiddle fart? it sounded like a back woods prison party.

yellow spotted fiddle fart by painshowerintheladyflower April 21, 2011

fiddely fart 

The act of farting while walking. One trying to hold the fart in with tight butt cheaks - but the fart escapes causing a fiddely motion.

She walked down the street fiddely farting.

fiddely fart by P'lette September 28, 2006

fiddle farting 

Twiddling your thumbs not doing shit, running around in circles getting nowhere fast, in a hurry to wait, running uphill through the mud on a windy day.

You need to quit fiddle farting and start working.

fiddle farting by Name 111 April 11, 2014