fiddle fuck 

procrastinating, wasting time, or not staying on task.

Hey Rinaldo, stop fiddle fucking around and get over here. I need your help.

fiddle fuck by electric32 December 22, 2007

Fiddle Fuck 

1. Attempting to fix something that is not broken.

2.Taking something that is working, and messing with it until it breaks.

3. Trying to perfect something, and ending up breaking it.

1. Wow, you fiddle fucked with the antenna and now the picture is worse than it was before.

2. Stop fiddle fucking with that, it looks fine, and your gonna ruin it.

Fiddle Fuck by osamio November 1, 2010

Fiddle Fuck 

Fiddle Fuck-When one person or object pisses you off so much that using just the term 'fuck' will not be enough.

damn, she/he is being such a fiddle fuck!

Fiddle Fuck by NYCi<3You June 21, 2010

Fiddle-Fuck 

To screw with something extremely irritating.

You scrambled my rubix cube now O have to fiddle-fuck with it

Fiddle-Fuck by Irish Army June 28, 2014

Fiddle-fuck 

Noun definition: A gathering of people such as a potluck, that takes place in rural Appalachia.

Verb definition: To goof off, act up, or slack on the job.

Noun: "Barbara and I are having a good, old-fashioned fiddle-fuck this weekend and we'd sure love it if you folks joined us!

Verb: Y'all quit fiddle-fuckin' around and get to work!

Fiddle-fuck by Caloobeous Jones November 1, 2023

Fiddle Dee Fuck 

What Scarlett O'Hara would say if "Gone With The Wind" were made in the 21st century instead of 1939.

Mammy: "If you don't care what folks says about this family, I does. I has told you and told you that you can always tell a lady by the way that she eats in front of folks like a bird, and I ain't aimin' for you to go to Mr. John Wilkes's and eat like a fieldhand and gobble like a hog."

Scarlett: "Fiddle Dee Fuck!"

Fiddle Dee Fuck by J-Wi June 17, 2010

fiddle fuckin around 

1. to behave, proceed, or think in a confused or aimless fashion

2. having the attention diverted

3. incapable of behaving, reacting, etc., in an expected manner.

Terminology coined by Benjamin Sandor Peters, Phoenix Arizona, January 2010.

related forms:
fiddle farting

Quit fiddle fuckin around and get back to work!

fiddle fuckin around by dashitdiggadee February 12, 2010